He doesn’t want his weapon to be smarter than he is!
Huehuehue
(Please don’t ban, is joke)
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Please do not harass the magically impaired.
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…hehe 
My mage will still buff a warrior when she sees them out and about, still in old school mentality from back in the day when we would buff all to assist in their weapon skills 
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Not bad!
How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
Two; one to jump him, and one to wait at the inn in Stormwind… or Orgrimmar in this case.
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Must be a book in that story, the warrior whose sword is the brains of the operation.
Saying that it doesn’t take intellect to be smart.
Intellect lets you know that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom informs you that it doesn’t go in a fruit salad…
A comic called barbaric has this idea.
His living axe decides what’s morally right and he has to follow due to a witches curse.
It can be highly entertaining playing with such a mindset
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To be fair there are some delicious fruitsalads with tomato 
I really liked this one from the NYT:
1pint multicolored cherry tomatoes, halved
½cup blueberries
½cup grapes, halved if large
½cup raspberries
1nectarine or plum, pitted and diced
¼cup pomegranate seeds
Best-quality balsamic vinegar, to taste
Extra-virgin olive oil, to taste
Finely ground black pepper, to taste (optional)
Mix the tomatoes and other fruit in a bowl, seasoning them very lightly with a few drops of vinegar and oil and, if you like, a pinch of pepper.
Did you hear about the Gnome who finally had enough of being taunted about his height?
He jumped off the pavement and broke his legs!
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Yo momma so fat
She’s stuck at level 60 because she can’t fit through the Dark Portal
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A paladin sits down at a bar next to a warlock. The paladin taps the warlock on the shoulder. “What?” the warlock asks. “How about you conjure me up something to drink?” replies the paladin. The warlock looks at the pally incredulously and says “Man, have you got the wrong guy,” and returns to drinking his beer in silence. The pally, undaunted, taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, “Well then, how about you conjure me up something to eat then?”. The warlock, getting a little annoyed now says “If I cant conjure you up something to drink, what the HELL makes you think I can conjure you something to eat??”. The warlock goes back to drinking in a huff and sure enough, the pally taps him on the shoulder one more time. “I’m sorry,” he says “but I thought you could do something for someone other then yourself.” The warlock takes a sip of his beer, turns toward the pally and smashes the bottle over his head. Bleeding on the floor the warlock says “Oh I’m sorry I thought you could tank!”
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Oh yeah ? Says who ? Whos gonna stop me ? 
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This is actually funnier than the joke itself. 
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Lol I saw topic and thought something that a little intelligence would go a long way even if something else was their main stat. I’m glad to see the content of thread were exactly what I was thinking 
I think warrior weapons are already quite smart with all the bits of brain fused into them from skullcrushing mages.
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I dont think can add to ones intellect from other peoples brain like that but who knows we increase it by wearing pair of boots and gloves aswell that read increase our intellect by some amount. Im game for anything that increases it aslong the guys stop heroic leaping behind walls and typing “heal??” 
Hadn’t thought of that, very true!
seeing as this looks like a thread for jokes, heres mine…
3 women were in Goldshire Inn, talking about their husbands bedroom prowess. The first one says “My husband is a Warrior, and he’s got the stamina to go all night”. The second one says “My husband is a Rogue, and he likes doing it from behind”. The third one blushes a bit, then nervously replies “My husband is a Mage, and I bloody hate Polymorph!!”
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To be honest, this is one of the reasons why, despite not being on an RP realm, all on my “main-alts” have some sort of underlying rp /personality… it just makes it so much more fun
The healdrood is a pacifist who refuses to use damaging spells unless personally attacked (and has" I`m truly sorry but you started this, I´m just finishing it" macroed to his first moonfire cast on any new target), the mage is certifiably insane, as long as something is exploding or on fire he´s happy.
And the warlock derives 90%+ of his pleasure from understanding what dumb things his friends enjoy and then preemptively doing things like hand off Gul’dan-ing phylacteries in Torghast, so that they´re broken half a second before the not-yet but in .5 sec charging warrior arrives… pain and suffering come in many forms, I must master them all 
But, to get back to our dearly beloved plate wearing morons, I remember when the int buff was changed, or rather when tehy stopped displaying non-mainstats on the char page, one of our warriors enchanted his IIRC gloves with intellect “It´s so that, with the help of my favorite gnome, I can once again understand what the raidleader is saying”
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I was proud of my single digit int stat.
It’s just hilarious to think of something like that.
Put on the wrong cloak and become 5x smarter.
No more unga bunga rawr attacks?
Cloak change : RAWR!
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Yeah, or back in Wrath when DKs were introduced, they had 1 int point less than warriors (21 vs 22)… My theory was it´s because they no longer have to think about breathing 
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