Why Play A Female Blood Elf 🩸

Blood elf female riding posture is awful… that open legs…

Playing an elf is a no no not on video game not on ad&d, all kind of elfs but that one in particular is a big no no too.

  1. Almost all armors are made on humans first then the rest.

  2. The idle stance, anorexic body, make most armors (especially boots with 3D parts) look vertically compressed.
    Not good.

  3. no thickness

  4. All faces look the same

  5. small elf ears, small weapons, small boobs

  6. arrogant and prideful pricks because they’re “nobles”, have the time to do their nails makeup but can’t be bothered to eat properly to get a normal body.

  7. Bad jokes

I guess that’s sums up quite nicely why I don’t play as one.

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This did make me lol a bit haha

The female laugh haunts me

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Why play a female when you can play a male?

We are far more fabulous :nail_care:

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I see you are hiding in your forum avatar

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They mogs indeed look good on males and females but blood elves are so tiny, almost like gnomes in my eyes.

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I don’t know why it keeps happening it makes me very sad :frowning:

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Blizzard don’t like Gnomes, evil Blizz.

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If that is true then why dont i have it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It’s dependent on the weapon you wield.

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This gnome has the problem with avatar

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Belfs are the most basic of basic bit cheese.

This gnome does not :wink:

Fleas come to mind. And then every time you walk past a pole you have the urge to mark your territory only to be chased by guards…

There can be only oooooone!!

…And it’s us. Ya get nothin’ elfies! Nothin’!

WERE the best. No longer!
(grammar matters)

Subjective.

OI!

Not that good though. Upcoming customization for humans for instance is much, much better.

:crazy_face:

UNACCEPTABLE!

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Blood elf female riding animation is just awful. Make them close their legs, Blizzard…

First of all,
Flea’s are not that bad, we have shampoo !
Second, THOSE POLES NEED TO BE MARKED! stormwind IS MINE!

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