Hm, he seems nice... Yeah, maybe i'd marry, of course only if we had something in common, otherwise kiss and/or kill.
"I would kiss her, but the mask is in the way. So the only option is to either kill you or marry you. I prefer the latter."
"well that's easy. I'll boop you on the head with my staff and kiss the same spot! Done and done!"
Well aren't you just cute? I'd give you a kiss!
Ye dunnae have a tail. Ah'm sorry lass, ah really am, but there's nae other choice.
Ah'm 'fraid ah have tae kill ye.
Ah'm kidding! Kiss o' course!
Ah'm 'fraid ah have tae kill ye.
Ah'm kidding! Kiss o' course!
Rorick looks between Beatríce, Hellevy and Yvaok and pauses for a moment.
"Hm, didn't you say you dabble with the Fel, lady?" he says, looking at Hellevy. "That's a kill, for sure."
"I never really understood having to choose between marriage and kissing. I mean, doesn't marriage imply kissing happens at some point? Would be better to go with bedding or beheading or, well, ya know."
He pauses again.
"I'd marry the mage-looking lady, and since my Dwarf-kissing antics have been called a thing, COME HERE YOU BIG HAIRY HUNK OF A MAN!"
"Hm, didn't you say you dabble with the Fel, lady?" he says, looking at Hellevy. "That's a kill, for sure."
"I never really understood having to choose between marriage and kissing. I mean, doesn't marriage imply kissing happens at some point? Would be better to go with bedding or beheading or, well, ya know."
He pauses again.
"I'd marry the mage-looking lady, and since my Dwarf-kissing antics have been called a thing, COME HERE YOU BIG HAIRY HUNK OF A MAN!"
"Can't i just kill all of them?...Just kidding, of course! Or am i?"
The Nightborne lets out a loud laugh,
"Nah, but seriously, i think i'd give the Human a smooch, marry the Night Elf, since the chances of her dying before me are the slimmest, plus we have the same taste in clothing and... kill the Dwarf? I don't really want to, but this babaric game demands it sooo...
I promise i'll make it quick."
The Nightborne lets out a loud laugh,
"Nah, but seriously, i think i'd give the Human a smooch, marry the Night Elf, since the chances of her dying before me are the slimmest, plus we have the same taste in clothing and... kill the Dwarf? I don't really want to, but this babaric game demands it sooo...
I promise i'll make it quick."
"Kiss, marry or kill dis Elfy?"
Kuf'Ell raised a brow, not really understanding the reason for the question but given a moment would then turn his gaze to study the Nightborne briefly to make his decision.
"Well, ja be pretty easy on da eyes but ah dun' really know ja, an' ah got no reason ta be killin' ja. So I t'ink ah'll be goin' wit' givin' ja a kiss."
Kuf'Ell raised a brow, not really understanding the reason for the question but given a moment would then turn his gaze to study the Nightborne briefly to make his decision.
"Well, ja be pretty easy on da eyes but ah dun' really know ja, an' ah got no reason ta be killin' ja. So I t'ink ah'll be goin' wit' givin' ja a kiss."
Honestly, Ah woods marry th' night elf.
Give a kiss tae th' dwarf an' th' human. Like, jist a friendly smooch on the cheek.
Then Ah woods strangle th' nightborne.
An' finally Ah woods slap th' troll sae hard in th' face, 'at he falls doon intae a really sharp rock face first an' dies.
Give a kiss tae th' dwarf an' th' human. Like, jist a friendly smooch on the cheek.
Then Ah woods strangle th' nightborne.
An' finally Ah woods slap th' troll sae hard in th' face, 'at he falls doon intae a really sharp rock face first an' dies.
Kill, though i will try and make it so you do nt suffer like throwing you to your death from like 6 000 meters being beaten, perforated and both arms cut. Have a nice fly you smelly and hairy marmot.
My reply in the 'Do thread' applies here.
Considering their friendship she'd go with a kiss, deffo. Most likely on the cheek during a friendly hug.
"Oh, this is quite difficult. I believe I would kiss Rumikah, before running in the opposite direction. Apologies, miss. Marry Vardamir, beacuse who wouldn't I mean have you seen that hair? Heh. Unfortunately then I'd have to kill the human. "
Kiss Rumika since i won't kill fellow gingers.
Marry Varamìr, not only for his faboulous hair but for his fashionable outfit
and kill the Human, although it would be more of putting her out of her misery, poor thing can't even afford pants.
Marry Varamìr, not only for his faboulous hair but for his fashionable outfit
and kill the Human, although it would be more of putting her out of her misery, poor thing can't even afford pants.
Kill.
Naebody whines about a wee lass nae wearin' trousers on me watch. Whine about them nae wearin' even less is what ye should be doin'.
Feckin' zombies, nae sense o' fun.
Naebody whines about a wee lass nae wearin' trousers on me watch. Whine about them nae wearin' even less is what ye should be doin'.
Feckin' zombies, nae sense o' fun.
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Kill, boil the Dwarf for 5 days, make soup.
Kiss her! Then ask to eat soup with her
Before the person even finishes the question, he states, "Kill."
Before humming a long a little tune and rocking back and forth on his heels.
Before humming a long a little tune and rocking back and forth on his heels.
Accidentally kill by stepping on him. Oops!
"I don't think a marriage would ever work out, not really willing to kill my former kin too... gonna kiss her, in such case. She actually seems nice... in her own way." Laurenn nods once.