We got jokes with the Emote’s /silly, but lets have fun and be creative.
Lets hear your WoW jokes!
They can range anything WoW related. It can be lore, character, meta, anything Warcraft.
It can be punchlines, jokes, knock knocks, anything!
Don’t feel ashamed or embarrassed. Just have fun.
I guess the only rule is to keep it tasteful.
Aaaaannnnd. Go!
Setting: any random bar. In walks a super-ominous looking Tauren, big beefy hulk of a mancow…
Bartender exclaims: 100 gold for the first person to make the Tauren laugh, and another 100 for the first to make him cry.
A gnome stands up, “challenge accepted”!!!
He whispers something in the tauren´s ear, ans he immediatelyerupts in hysterical laughter. Bartender of course pays up.
Then the gnome whispers something in the tauren´s ear again, and they both get up and go to a back room… the tauren comes out first, his eyes a tsunami of emotional pain, the gnome shortly behind, adjusting his belt.
bartender of course pays up… but then “Dude, I have to ask, what the hell did you do?”
“Easy… first I whispered to him that mine is bigger. And then we went to the back and I proved it”
Why did the rogue break up with their partner?
They felt stealthed on in the relationship!
I started a Yoga Studio with Forsaken Yoga techniques.
Sadly, my whole class failed after just the first excercise.
“Inhale slowly in through your nose, and exhale slowly out through your ribs.”
The current rated PvP participation.
Logging in.
A Rogue, a Priest, and a Shaman walked into a bar.
The Rogue says to the Priest: Oh, the weather outside is frightful
The Shaman interrupted and said: But the fire in here is so delightful
The Priest then said: And since we’ve no place to go
A drunk Gnome then popped up from nowhere and said: Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
The Shaman then said: Man it doesn’t show signs of stopping
The Gnome said: And I brought me some corn for popping
The Rogue then said that: The lights are turned way down low
And before the drunk Gnome could say anything the Priest said: Let it snow! Let it snow!
The Rogue then said: And the fire is also slowly dying
The Gnome said: And, my dear, we’re still goodbying
The Gnome continued: But as long as you’d love me so
The Rogue, the Priest, and the Shaman then said: Let it snow! Let it snow and snow!
The Priest then accidentally spilled some of his cedar on the Gnome who in turn pulled out a concealed weapon, the police had to be called.
Two years later, guess who the Rogue, the Priest, and the Shaman ran into at the very same bar?! — not the Gnome, he died of cancer, but their dear friend jokesonyouforreadingthisfar.
Kinda feel like I was Rick-rolled there, but good job on the verses.
Did you hear about the hunter that started dating his pet? It all fell apart when he found out she was a cheater.
That explains why my previous ex bf broke
How do you know you’re playing too much WoW ?
When your GF’s panties becomes a rare drop
What’s the worse thing about rolling a blood elf ?
Having to come out to your parents.
Shadowlands
The best Dwarf joke ever:
An orcwarband is advancing over a hill to ambush some unsuspecting dwarfs. The boss aint trusting it, so he sends of one orc to scout ahead.
And so he goes. But he doesnt return.
So the orc boss sends another one, and he doesnt return either.
And so it goes on for about 3 more orcs, when the boss decides to send 10 of them at once.
Only one returns.
So the boss asks: "how many are there? 20? 30 dwarfs?
The orc replies: “No boss, just one. And he is pissed off because he ran out of ale…”
We really need to get out more often…
An orc rides into Dornagal on his wolf and heads to the inn. As he goes to enter the inn his mount barks happily and goes to the nearest pool of water to get a drink. He wanders in and as he does so the music stops and all the earthern stop drinking and turn to look at him. The orc walks to the bar and says “Innkeeper, an ale please”
The Innkeeper finishes washing the mug he he is holding and grunts as he pours the orc an ale.
The silence is deafening and the orc leans in and whispers to the innkeeper “whats with all these guys?”
“They don’t like strangers in their inn” says the innkeeper and gives the orc his ale.
The orc turns round and eyes the other patrons over the rim of his mug. Getting annoyed he bellows "YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME MY WOLF WENT MISSING AFTER I WENT FOR A DRINK? DO YA?!
At this the earthern all rush out and bring the wolf back and tie it up outside securely.
The orc finishes his ale, thros a gold coin on the counter and goes to leave.
“Hey wait!” says the innkeeper. “I gotta know what happened the night you lost your wolf!”
“I walked home”.
Best joke in WoW?
Me
I am a joke.
Two very elderly humans are sitting in their home in Stormwind reminiscing over their lives and regrets. Samuel leans back and says “Ethel… I never once went to Darkmoon Faire. Let’s go next week when it arrives.”
“Oh that would be lovely,” says Ethel so they clear their calendars of mythic dungeons.
Darkmmon Faire arrives and Samuel and Ethel walk hand in hand taking in the splendour. They come to the rollercoaster and both stand wide-eyed and open-mouthed.
“I always wanted to ride one of those!” says Ethel and looks at the admission price. Realizing they can’t afford it they stand with looks of dejection as the crowd moves past them to take their cars. Seeing the two elderly humans standing, the rollercoaster operator, a goblin called Mizzy Fizzlewink sees their sad faces and asks them what’s wrong.
“We are very old and we always wanted to see the Faire and my wife Ethel always wanted to ride on a rollercoaster but we don’t have any money.”
Sensing the chance for some macaroons Mizzy says “OK tell you what, I’ll let you sneak on but you can’t say anything during the ride, nor make any noises. No screaming and such. if you can do that and I’ll have my microphone in your car so I’ll know, if you can manage the ride with no sound making, I’ll waive your tickets AND give you 500 gold.”
Samuel and Ethel look at each other and agree to the terms.
Mizzy opens the last car and lets them puts their belts on and switches on the microphone and starts the ride.
The ride ends and sure enough, not a sound. Mizzy opens the car to let them out but only Samuel gets out. Thinking that Ethel may be hiding she asks Samuel where his wife is.
“Oh she flew out of the car about ten seconds after we moved, but 500 gold is a lot of money”
I often confuse Orcs and Tauren.
By using long words.
A Group of Rogues were discussing how they manage they stealth against their foes.
When asked how, the Human Rogue gloated “I hide in the shadows of Stormwind’s allyways and ambush my foe.”
The Vulpera Rogue speaks up “I lay low and hide in the sand dunes of Voldun, and lunge out when my target gets close.”
The Tauren Rogue then takes his turns and explains his tactic. “I pretend to be a tree.”
M+
PvE scene
80 € brutosaur
Class talents trees primary focused on PvE
Balanced PvP (hah joke…it wasnt more bad than this event shadowlands was more fun and enjoyable than this)
Layers everywhere