WoW related jokes

Give it yer best shot here, gonna start with this one…

Difference between a Night Elf and a pizza??
The pizza doesn’t scream when you burn them…

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What’s the difference between Teldrassil and midsummer?
The size of the bonfire.

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Three women were talking in Goldshire about their husbands prowess in the bedroom…
the first one says ‘My husband is a warrior, and he has the strength to go all night’
The second one says ‘My husband is a rogue and he loves doing it from behind’
The third one blushes a bit and says ‘my husband is a mage, and i bloody hate Polymorph!!!’

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(Plz don’t ban Blizz). But this is the best joke i’ve heard.

Yo momma so fat, she’s level capped to 58 because she can’t fit through the Dark Portal.

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This forum

do you know how to save a orc from drowning?

no?

thats fine!

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How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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How do you pick up Nightelf chicks?

With a dustpan

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Yall can repost a few from here aswell

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I’m pretty sure that’s a rebranded antisemitic joke.

Sometimes a rippoff is better than the original xD

Same with:

Why do showerheads have 11 holes?

Because gnomes only have 10 fingers

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