Okay, folks, let’s be honest. We all pretend to understand the intricacies of the WoW universe, but deep down, we’re mostly just here for the loot and the explosions. So, let’s embrace the glorious ignorance and summarize the epic WoW storylines in the most hilariously reductive ways possible. Bonus points for maximum absurdity or really bad summarised story telling.
I’ll start:
Legion: Demons invaded. Again. Gul’dan was back (again). We borrowed some fancy weapons, they lost their power in the end. Illidan came back. Again. Lots of green fire again. Sargeras stabbed the world with a big sword. The end.
Classic: Mankrik’s wife went missing: Mankrik was sad. We looked everywhere for her. We couldn’t find her. Turns out, she was just chilling in the Barrens. Mankrik was less sad. We got XP. The end.
Go to the realm of the dead , to find that everyone is alive there . Meanwhile Giant space robots drain everyone’s essence in the most creative ways to fuel their space robot machines , but one of the Space robots decided to keep all the fuel to himself .
To be honest … we do not know for sure if its space robots only because we seen their “Imprints” and Remakes in raid - this could be that it was emergency case and for jailor, because of winter queen its dubtful since she is Elunes sister.
What i want to say here - it’s harder to assume , because its mix informations weird lore from blizz and a lot of unfinished or rushed quests / lore.
