What up people, it’s time for some more forum nonsense to help me pass the time at work and keep the AD section poppin’
This is a spin on the popular game (and subreddit) where a poster makes a wish, and the person below (or persons) grant that wish but also corrupt it in some way.
For the purposes of keeping it on topic, the wishes must be related to World of Warcraft in some way.
I’ll start us off: I wish for a new Tauren racial leader.
Mayla Highmountain now leads all Tauren.
I want to see Garrosh in the Shadowlands.
Bloody Tehya ruined it.
You’ll get to see his tusks
I wish for every elf species to be wiped out
You get a 100% clone of Baine.
More than one person can reply to a wish btw. Fill your boots people if you’ve got a super cool response.
Nah, it’s Gamon.
He’s best buddies with Saurfang.
I wish for Gilneas to be retaken.
I want Alterac to receive the same treatment that Stromgarde did and be reclaimed by Humans.
Done, but they won’t ever relevant in WoW’s story.
I want necromancy to be legalised.
Done, but now that it’s legal it’s no longer cool and edgy and everyone is doing it.
I want to marry Kump.
Done, but you’re never allowed to be near each other, nor speak.
Sounds like the perfect marriage, am I right boomers? 
Ji Firepaw actually doing something significant that follows the Huojin philosophy.
Baine either drastically changed or replaced by a more solid tauren leader.
Gazlowe returns to Ratchet, leaves Boss Mida in charge of the Bilgewater cartel.
Nelves split the alliance between peace wanting factions and pro warmongers. Alliance players given a choice to be more peaceful vs more warmongering.
Anduin trusts the bones he has only to have them lead the Alliance to some really messed up/wrong choice which causes him to take sick leave from the throne duties as he feels responsible. Meanwhile the pro-war elements take over the faction high command.
Oh also booby/booty sliders.
Baine is replaced by a more solid tauren leader, but that new leader slowly turns into a liquid.
Wish we could choose the voice for our characters in the character selection screen.
Certainly, however the only options would be Japanese gibberish.
I want Sylvanas killed off.
He does, but ends up marrying Aysa and Changes to the Tushui.
They marry and co-lead both.
The players picking warmongering gets executed.
Baine gets replaced by Hamuul, but Hamuul dies after a year and Baine is back.
Added, but you can only make them smaller compared to the standard (which is default).
Another expansion like the Cataclysm where the zones are brought up to date. Alternatively an expansion that takes place on Azeroth, where two or more zones hold relevance to each patch and gets updated accordingly, kind of like Arathi and Darkshore.
Calendars are placed on signposts in the center of every zone.
More civilian buildings in Orgrimmar. Like y’know… Housing.
Update all maps, make azeroth 1 huge map.
Add boats and houses etc.
People begin using those buildings for ERP brothels and Orgrimmar turns into an OOCer / ERPer sodomy city like Goldshire.
I want to get over the drug that is World of Warcraft and live a healthy life one day… [goes mad normie mode]
All done. However your punishment is eternal boredom.
Reported for Gamer oppression!
Gamers, rise up!