I might get banned for sharing my unsalted opinion here but after playing through Shadowlands I miss the old days when Warcraft was about war. It was crude, harsh, serious and dark. And not some anime-funland nightmare full of mellow and overly emotional and dramatic… losers…sorry to say.
I think many people here know that Warcraft was inspired in large by the Warhammer universe. And some here might know that universe is basically grimdark and metal as all hell. Warcraft was similar, the world was the protagonist and it had no time for weaklings. The drums of war thundered over the sounds of bickering arguments.
Yes, Warcraft was a ‘manly’ game, I’m saying it. Written by dudes in the 90’s for dudes in the 90’s. It was about big green guys coming to make war upon the nations of the world. Demons, and magic, undeath and corruption. Each character had to have a strong spine or they wouldn’t make it. The setting had some jests and light-hearted moments - which set it apart from Warhammer which is only war - but it always stayed true to that hardcore theme. That’s why the Scourge was so popular, it embraced this.
Every character in old Warcraft had a strong resolve - not cringy like they are now, but firm. Their dialogue echoed this. No ‘Woe is me!’ and much more ‘Turn this town into a graveyard!’ Even the softest of characters, Jaina, was still firm and resolved to find out how to win the wars and think harder than a bonehead like Arthas. And she wasn’t going to ask questions when some guy with a giant club came to brain her. Nope, she was going to blast his head off, then ask questions later. No time for melodrama.
With the introduction of so many new characters and re-using of so many older ones, I can’t help but notice how many of them are unlike the kind of person they were or who’d have existed on Azeroth during the Warcraft games. They complain about emotions, make overly dramatic and empty speeches, moan and whinge like I’m doing right now, every step of the way or crank out jokes like it’s a Marvel movie. These cringelords have become the protagonists and not the world. And their stories are more akin to some sort of Pony Adventure Quest story than the gritty warcraft of old. They’re loathsome and weak and don’t deserve the spotlight.
Now all the ‘grim’ moments are a glamour, they get resolved fast and are afraid to delve deep into the dirt of things. Tormented souls wail ‘Doooooom’ and ‘Paaain’ as they die and that’s it. Oh no, how horrible… But we don’t get to see the memories being flayed from them one by one, the screams of agony as their identities are torn apart, no wailing and crying as they stop recognising a world they once knew. No madness and screaming as they descend into insanity, full of fear of everything and everyone, and devolve into just base spirits that lash out at everything. We don’t get that happening to a named character, who we end up killing in the end. No happy ending. This is Warcaft.
Nope, instead people keep coming back, like Ysera, who is sooooo tormented by things that happened millennia ago and that she’s had millennia to digest and cope with. Woman, you used to be The Dreamer, a badass. Not some tormented loser. Everything now gets a bowtie, a neat ending. And it’s lame. I want half the characters I quest with to die horribly under some massive demon’s axe. Because that’s what it used to be. “I’m so burdened by my past life’s misdeeds. I exploited the innocent. Oh no.” Nothing a giant hammer to the skull can’t fix, that’s how we did things in the olden days. Was it the right way? No. But war makes monsters of us all.
It’s been a steady decline from a grim, rough setting in which the world was the protagonist with many cool characters therein, to a stale, empty stage for weaklings and pathetic sods to whinge on. I know it won’t change. I know my own complaining here isn’t much better but I don’t care.
It’s not an attack on anyone. In another MMO or setting, whatever the story is now would be just fine. And if you enjoy it, good on you. I just want some real friggin’ war in my warcraft and less of a rubbish story that serves as discount therapy for people with self-esteem issues.