Your Character Gets Their Own Fragrance

A Goblin marketing executive, part of the Steamwheedle Cartel, has heard of your character and their winning personality and exploits.

So much so, they can see profit in your character having their own tie-in perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette!

What is it called, what sort of bottle does it come in, and what does it smell like?

Optional:
Describe the expensive advert that plays for it during the trailers at the cinema.

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Eau de Rotwild and it smells like GG Allin’s funeral or RFK Jr’s car. It comes in an old 0,5 liter plastic Coca Cola bottle.

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He beat me to it.

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Eau de Fumée.

It is presented in a demon- twisted arcwine bottle at 75ml. It has hints of geranium, patchouli, smoke and aromatic notes of RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE.

Edit: Tagging in the Veiled Glaive GM because no one is her equal on perfumes. @Asme

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Doom Dragoon’s Dalliance. - Smells of Fresh enchanted hewn Dark Iron, bitter beer with a dash of Sulfur/Gunpowder.

The tag line will be: “Doomforged to perfection.”

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Eau de Jin.

It’s really just water. It’s a placebo perfume.

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oooo what a great prompt! Thank you Vrayth for the kind words & as someone with an extensive perfume collection I’ve thought about this a lot. Asme’s perfume would have a top note of fresh sea air, blowing a hint of soft wildflowers, a heart note of sharp, almost too-sour citrus fruit with an almost acrid smokey base note- like Illidari Stand on a summer day.

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IRL I don’t have a sense of smell, and Obahar uses the shadows or the void and void can mean nothing and therefore Obahar’s fragrance is literally an expensive bottle of water that you spray on as a fragrance.

All the people who have scents/smells in their glances fail to realise that none of it means a thing to me I have not experienced any of the smells that get put there LMAO
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“Cri de guerre” by D’orc. Comes in a handy black vial shaped bottle.

Strong leathery note, spicy, a bit of patchouli! :sunglasses:

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I’d unironically buy and wear this irl based on this description, gimme

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Notes of cremation ash, the iron of fresh blood and sulphur.

Rituals™

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Lintian’s response would be succint: “Kindly leave me alone.”

Mustard Gas.

“Car Crash on the beach by Chamel.”
An acrid stench that clings to the back of your throat with a smokey and citrus undertone.

“For the classiest DUI youll ever experience.”

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