You're the innkeeper 🏡

Haha… pretty much a housing thread.

If i was roleplaying this toon, i would open one in old quel’thalas where hopefully the void elves build a new home on and could come in for a relaxation time.

No, it’s really just about becoming Innkeeper and doing busines in Azeroth. Something little bit positive and storytelling in between all the angry threads.
What would your Quel’Thalas inn would be called?

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Hmm, I’d open a World’s End Tavern in Drustvar! Specialties include:

  • Ghostly smoked mead
  • Chef’s Hexed Pumpkin pie
  • Haunted Herring soup

We are looking forward to opening a restaurant in Duskwood with fine arachno themed delicacies

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Hmmm… the “The void’s veil”.

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Oh arachno you say? Uhmm. I visit. Some day. … :running_woman: :evergreen_tree:… :spider_web:

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On the other hand it could be something Void themed fine dining :thinking:

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Welcome to Wound’s Edge

After the removal of Sargeras’ Sword in Silithus by the help of Sargeras himself in the war againts the Void, the people who survived built a new town in Silithus next to the gaping hole which is left from the mighty weapon. This town is basically a massive inn.

This massive structure is a Mad Max themed place that welcomes outcasts, wanderers, rebels from both factions. Make sure to check your pockets every 5 minutes, people are not nice here, they are forever marked due to the dark war and what they have seen while fighting the void.

This place offers all kinds of various alcoholic drinks and of course, the last drops of Azerite which is extremely rare at this point. People who are in need of entertainment can find the duel cage in the middle of the structure. If you decide to participate, remember that only one leaves the cage alive.

After it gets dark, it is your choice if you decide to stay in this hostile place or go out into the even darker desert…and make sure to don’t fall into the wound if you are drunk.

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Welcome at The Tapping Murloc

We are placed at the center of Ashran in Draenor, where we will greet the tired and exhausted combatant with pancakes and waffles.

This Pancake and waffle house is serving the sweet version, the savory version and on the go - we also make the grilled and in vegan versions for those with with a conscience.

Our drinks are standard to what is in most taverns around Azeroth with hot drinks and cold drinks with or without alcohol.

We have rooms for those in need of a rest longer than just for eating.
And we have agreements with various of artisans who can repair gear or craft consumeables or out of the ordinary articles.

For those in need of a quick exit, we have also an agreement with a hidden GM who can teleport you out of the area to the destination of your choice - the price is the generious offer of a token price.

The inn and the outhouses are non-combat zones - those who violate the rule will be squashed by a well known bearded streamers butt and forced to experince the judgement by the very same streamer for 15 minutes

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where to build it…
I want to build it right by the new player start area, that’s where I’m sure the get the most likes.

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Grizzly Hills. Definitely. And it’s called the Shepherd’s Cantrip.

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Name: the Place
Location: Revendreth tormenting chambers
Customers: tormentors, redeemed souls
Bartender : me waiting ages to have beer with garrosh

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i would place the inn in Ny’alotha where we faithfuls could meet up and worship the one true lord. Blood is on the menu!

Entertainment? We capture those who refused the gift and keep them in cages for us to enjoy. What we do with them is our business! :squid:

The tavern is called Necronom’inn’con

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I think I need to go on a Tavern crawl of all these places.

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A pub in Elwynn Forest styled after a cat cafe. Go in, there’s a room where you get to pet cats, leave the room, walk into the bar which is stocked with locally supplied alcohol and food.

Name? Probably Catastrophe Pub

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there no need for me to build a inn … here at the acherus you check in but you don’t check out our room service is to die for …

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Night Bae Inn at the center of Ardenweald.
Elf/draenei only establishment for a refined taste individuals

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Booty bay, i would have a sign saying ‘‘Stop here if your npc is death.’’ I would sell promotion set of drinks and foods of “buy one get another one for your npc killer, maybe he will stop”.

Ps: For those who don’t know booty bay is visited by new players questing and high level players to have an achievement where they kill everyone they see in booty bay in others to get bad rep.

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Haha loved it. almost like “The shadow over innsmouth” story.

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I would build an Inn in Suramar, a really big one.

My aim is becoming the new GoldShire for horde side !

Bigger inn means more lust and more sins !

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Mine would be called Shadowlanders.

It would be slap bang in the middle of the Maw, where we have Gul’dan cleaning the toilets. :rofl:

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