Hail master Zylo Slayer of Rats,
I am but a mere long forgotten Forsaken soul hailing from the former Ravenholdt server from before the great Panda plague wich turned all Azeroth denizens into furry carebears and erased all braincells from excistence as a side effect.
Now that sentient beings seem to have come to their senses again it warms my cold dead heart to see you’re returned to the lands of Azeroth to crush al who stand against the Forsaken and feast on their candy brains.
Reunions aside, I wish to discuss plans of mass rat extermination. As the Gehennas server is overflooded by both rats and exterminators alike the Zylos Hand vision is looking to expand its rat purging vision to different realms aswel.
I tried to establish communications on the Zylos Hand homepage base but due to obvious reasons the site is unable to verify my humanity. My suspicions are sabotage of Gnome origin. Hence why I reach out to you trough the Carebear Candy Crush forums.
I hereby request your permission to expand the Zylos Hand Rat Purge Vision to the EU server Ashbringer. On a sidenote I’d like to add that brainrot has invested my ability to proces rationale in the past. If you’d desire I’d be able to open up the character name of Zylopfia on the Ashbringer and Flamelash server.
May death be on your side always and that once again we may kill alliance rats where ever we might find them, even if this means dismounting first.
Victory for King Zylo, Death to all Rats