Just for Fun
You were married to the player listed above you, what were the grounds for your divorce? Why did you go your separate ways?
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Cause she didnt want to play with me since i’m alliance 
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Because she is playing Alliance
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Too horn-y. 
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Unexpected shapeshifting 
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Too much penor for my taste. 
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Too small
… if you know what I mean
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Because of the lighting that stroke her umbrella a few seconds later.
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We don’t keep in touch after the genocide on draenor.
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He wouldn’t shave off that damn tentacle beard!
“Oh, but I need it to LIVE!” He cried - get wit’ the program bub, it’s totally outta style!
…An’ I’m keepin’ the spaceship thingy!
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Because she only married me for my money.
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I thought i could ressurect you from being a pile of bones with skin, that my powerful chi and mists would make you real again but youre still dead.
You still stink.
Also i met cute orc.
Sorry but i need MOAR.
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I sobered up.
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i was so jealous of her glasses i had to cheat on her to make me feel right
Your track record of cheating on your previous partner(s) ultimately made me decide i can’t trust you.
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She gave me foot and mouth.
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They told me I needed to make sacrifices, If they were to stick around.
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I summoned Voidy tentacles and he ran away
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A few months back she heard it was wolf hunting season. Guess who was her prime target? 
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He vanished on me.
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