Because you got skipped…
You stole all mounts i wanted and your tale annoys me …
Your love of animals made the house smell and you really need to sort out your claws…
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Sprays me with an adequate amount of water every time I’m sad or hurt.
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she refused to role play as Jerusalem 
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Every night in the conjugal bed, he would turn on the lantern and yell “by the light!” I just couldn’t take it any more.
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Love her a lot, but I’m not going to demean myself to live with humans just because she decided to study the wrong type of magic.
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She tried to tame me every time i went in wolf form. EVERY TIME!!!
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No matter how many times I tried to help her make an awesome mog all she did was wear the same things over and over.
I just could not take the rotten stench coming from your helmet anymore …
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She was too far sighted
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first strike belongs to us! 
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He told me blood elves are not true light worshipers!
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Where’s the meat? I’m starving.
Yeets the bowl of leafs
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I couldn’t stay with someone whose beard was that much grander than my own.
Plus he really (and I mean really) didn’t behave well at the vegetarian buffet.
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It just can’t work between us anymore. Death changed you so much. I took my eyes off of you for 2 seconds and here you go again on a murderous rampage, killing and killing.
Sorry, but this time it’s not me. It’s you.
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A feeder that keeps on stuffing me with conjured food and drinks.
Enough is enough, I have to start thinking of my health!
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Actually a Goblin, I didn’t see race or green. I mean green is one of our colours so it’s ok. I just couldn’t take the furry dress up any more. The worst part is the beer stains in it!
I don’t remember divorcing you tho…
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She kept shopping mana and sending me the bill.
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I recon discovering that he s a male gnome was a part of the decition
Was more in love with his own reflection