Ryoshun didnt get along with my cats!
She kept trying to milk me… I’M NOT THAT KIND OF COW! I’M MALE! Lousy elves…
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One too many /moo - jokes
But he had such a strong hooves and hornes and…
…alas, nothing last
According to her, me shouting " TIME FOR FRIZZLE TO DRIZZLE!" Every time I went to the bathroom is neither cute or funny.
Clearly she is wrong and crazy.
Had to ditch that.
Cuz no one hassle the Frizzle for taking a drizzle in his own hizzle.
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He kept leaving the toilet seat up after his frizzle drizzle.
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BFA happened.
We fought every day.
She sided with Sylvanas, I sided with Saurfang.
We hate each other now.
Cheers.
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I see what u did there and I approve
Hahahaha
My pets mean more to me than you. It’s not their fault that you are prey size and you running away screaming never helps.
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Whenever I put the fire on to heat my icy feet she kept having flashbacks and screaming about trees…
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I found out that she already died once and became a death knight. After that things started to get weird and in private environment she kept asking me to put on a copy of Helm of Domination. Was just not for me.
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A girl can dream… a girl can dream…
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He kept making portals for me but they were always for the Dalaran Crater, I concluded he was trying to kill me for the inheritance!
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I dont do Horde.
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she caught me riding her broom in public.
and I was only wearing her hat at that time.
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All they ever did was ride that damn broom, in that damn hat! 
So I had to move on.
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He was too boring so I prefered to ride a broom in public rather than being home.
One day I just never came back, but he told his co-workers it was him moving on 
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we divorced for tax reasons but still live at my Grizzly Hills country house together 
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I sobered up and realised I got so drunk I married a Human Male Paladin. Had to somehow undo that.
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She polymorphed me into a sheep for her own unnatural pleasure- I don’t want to talk about it…
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He never opened up about his fear of shears.
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