She kept trying to steal my goggles and try to copy my hair.
one day she came to me with this gnomish device that would swap our appearance but would not tell me how long it would last.
when i once caught her standing infront off a mirror with the same hairstyle while wearing my goggles trying to copy my voice. i knew id better get out before i became a victim of identity theft.
So there i was, walking down the street with her hand in mine and we were just window shopping.
Curtains i think it was. Or was it blinds…
Anyway I was asking her which one she liked, and the sales assisstant came out and asked us if we needed help. I said “No thank you, we are just looking.”
The asssisstant turned to Lán and kneeling down said “What kind do you think mommy should get?”
Lán turned to him and gave him the look. I also looked and said “Sir… that happens to be my wife, she is just vertically challenged.”
I returned to my browsing and left the assistant to apologize profusely.
I then saw them go into the shop and talk further. I thought nothing of it.
Then I lost sight and went inside to find them. I saw nothing. I called her name and she did not reply.
Fearing the worst, i searched the store and was heart broken when i found them in the back, concealed by wooden boxes. I took one look, and left in tears at what i saw.
I shall divorce her on the grounds of they didn’t invite me to play with the plastic bubble wrap along with them.
I couldn’t stand being married to a drama queen. Nuff said.
The amount of flesh present simply sickened me
Emotionally distant. Kind of robotic, some might say.
Nah pretty sure we didn’t divorce.
FYI it is all rumors and dirty gossip.
I am on my way home with a basket of⚘
She did weird stuff with her void tentacles
Was great until the Felguard was invited into bed, I just couldn’t take it anymore
This blood elf would get jealous of that dreadnaught mog, steal it while the night elf sleeps, and run away.
everything went well at the start until one day i caught her trying to steal my woolie pjamas !
nobody touches my wooly pjama! so of course we divorced straight away!
Shadowlands pre-patch. A good time to be an elf, right?
Wrong.
The second I turned these eyes back to their wholesome blue of the good old days, Nivada here goes into war mode and sees only a High Elf in need of skinning and boiling in a pot. Wedding vows long forgotten, it took me days just to convince her I wasn’t some Alliance dog.
We find a marriage counselor. He immediately tries to kill me as well. I read the writing on the wall and the divorce is due any day now.
Apparently trying to be Turalyon and Alleria the Horde version wasn’t going to work unless I was an Orc. I mean an ORC, seriously?!
I’m gonna divorce you, il be taking taking my look back thank you!
it was an unhealthy relationship. the threads consumed his and everyone elses life.
I was here first you juniper berry! I’m gonna divorce you first!
We really tried to make it work and it was going so well until I went to meet the parents… guards everywhere tried to kill me so I couldn’t stay anymore
She say her heart belongs to some lich king now
He kept trying to discipline me!
everything went well till one day she tried to use quaking totems in the bedroom after a destroyed bedroom and romantic evening destroyed i said never do that again! Sadly she liked the destruction and developed a quaking totem love. So she would refuse to not use them.
That is why we now are getting divorced
So it’s a bit strange… We got together cause she found out how twisted I was because of the book of confessions only to a week later found out I also loved the lich king with the same book.
Best week of my life even though we’re divorced now