He does not give me enough attention bcs he is drunk 
I could not safely live in Ogrimmar with her, and she refused to move to the Exodar with me.
Her purple eyes are still haunting me at night tho.
I miss her so much, it’s like a curse. :-/
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I got tired of the nagging about conjured food being healthier than drained life.
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I was hungry and I ate him
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Funny bloke, but I gave up on him when I discovered he ate his previous partner.
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It was doomed to be a distanced relationship as Classic servers aren’t connected to the retail ones or anything at all. 
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I asked him to change his name but he would not so i asked for a divorce because it was to negative for me
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His eye level was at the right height to see my heel-toe up close. At first he said it was fine, he didn’t mind, he loved me anyway. But then I saw more and more that he was staring at Draenei hooves and my jealous heart couldn’t take it anymore.
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she took off her shoes with the light on
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I’ve never seen a more beautifull creature in my life. I tought we would spend an eternity together!.
But then you dabbled into void magic, i was not happy.
When you died i was heartbroken.
And now you’re a deathknight!.
Yeah you and i are trough i am taking the kids and moving far far away from you!
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I have a longer tail than him. I didn’t mind but he was often insecure about it
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I can’t stand her hoofs clippity-clankin’ on the floor at night, when she goes for a glass of water, drives me crazy.
Also my people genocided her people or whatever, the relationship had it’s tension …
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(This is at Wolfclan, forums went wonky and replied to Rabies)
I loved him, but then I decided to join to Tushui.
He didn’t like that and started casting lava bursts at me.
She caught me summoning my Succubus. I told her she was misunderstanding, but she wouldn’t hear.
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His succubus kept whipping my pets, and I told him, just summon the fel guard, but he never summoned the fel guard, for reasons I’m sure 
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I did not want to have a zoo at home, that’s why I had to leave her.
She was raging to much 
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She kept trying to kill my Fel Hunter at every chance she had - it was destined to be a disaster from the start
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A.S.S. Also known as Adventurer’s Slaying Syndrome.
So basically, I see a demon, I shoot and skin the beast no questions asked. Usually people even throw gold or gear at me for doing it - super sweet gig if I’m being honest.
Anyway. Not so popular with the missus and her fel menagerie.
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Her draeinei tail was wiggling to much in my face at first it was cute when we started dating later on it just started to annoy when when we know each other longer until i had enough and i asked for divorce
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