Only soy burgers next time ty !
(Skip me)
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Hell no.
This one time, THIS ONE TIME i que’d to random dung because a satchel procced you where tanking on your 1m HP bear and your god damn twillight devastation out dpsed MINE each and every time.
How could you do that? HOW DARE YOU?!?
Thats why ill send you mine, so much money you will spend on them WILL hurt your feelings as you hurt mine 
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Goggles were supposed to be MY thing.
Blew up our spaceship. AGAIN.
He inherited a property, but the condition demanded by his family, was: he had to get married.
Married he did and when his family saw me they asked him to get the divorce.
I got my gold he got his property.
Cheers.
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She was always feeling so blue
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I told her one night that I just can’t play along with her fetish to call her a real high elf 
She stormed out of the door so fast that her blue eye lenses fel down on my floor.
I don’t blame her, my tongue is my enemy.
miss you baby
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Everytime i tried to be close to you ,you complained i burnt your cold dead flesh…
Complained about me forgetting about our anniversary.
On our anniversary.
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He always wanted to be on top.
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Things just began falling apart … on his body … it was too disturbing to watch.
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She called me a bad dog 
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Kept sitting on the furniture and leaving that wet dog smell everywhere.
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Way to righteous and holy. The light also kinda burns
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We had quite a lot of fun together, 
although she could be a little cold towards me sometimes (Usually in bed) . But eventually found out s*e was an undead and that explains why he liked to eat the animals in the house… and I still miss my cat 
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sometimes, she would stuff all the conjoured food into my mouth (I need to think about my weight), sometimes, she would burn stuff, it just didn’t work out
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I got very confused if she was a blood elf or a fox. I would sometimes ask her what does the fox say and hear random sounds coming from her mouth.
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She claimed the only missing mail piece of armour of my set as hers.
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He kept leaving his totems all over the house
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We realized that Paladins and Death Knights don’t really go well together.
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