Mayo is the equivalent of chocolate, but for sandwiches - everybody loves it as it goes so well with everything. Why are people being mean to you in their responses, when you are obviously correct?
Viziosa being correct is as likely as finding a monkey in tight fitting leggings playing a banjo standing outside the local pub trying to blag some Scampi Fries.
And by a remarkable coincidence, the above scenario is more appetising than mayonnaiseâŚ
Iâm also going to start unfriending anyone who likes mayonnaise⌠Such a blight on decent food.
I guess we wonât be friends then I love mayo and eat it a lot, tuna mayo sandwich yum, egg mayo yum, I use mayo to make a dressing for salad, ham and mayo sandwich⌠I could go on and on, it just tastes so good.
Mayonnaise ( I refuse to americanify it by shortening it)
English mustard
Honorary mention to Horseradish sauce
And on the subject of desserts, Lemon cheesecake/drizzle cake/any cake is wrong and you are horrible for being so wrong - all of you!
I mean, itâs been ages since I last ate at McDonaldâs but if I remember correctly my favorite hamburger they have (McChicken) has mayonnaise in it.
lol even the smell has me projectile vomiting, I just canât tolerate it. Which is why I really have no idea why the stuff has to be pre packaged into every sandwich even if there is NO NEED for the stuff to be there and every single ânewâ burger has to have the stuff slathered all over it like they just took the burger and dunked it into a huge vat of the damn stuff.
âTRY OUR NEW SUPERDUPER NEVER SEEN BEFORE SUPER TASTY BURGER!â
ME. âHmm.â Looks at ingredients. âAnnnnd there we go.â
âSo have you decided?â
âYeah, Iâll just have the regular burger that looks nothing like on your screen there with no mayo, onions or pickles.â
For some reason every burger has to have those 3 things on it.
âAre you sure, The new super deluxe never-seen-before burger almost guaranteed to blow your socks off and created by our top chefs has a special offer!â
âCan you take the mayonnaise off it?â
âOh no itâs a vital part of the taste experience!â
âNot for me sweetie. Iâm that terribly unhelpful monster youâve probably been warned about who will demand a refund or a replacement if you put mayo on it and the last time the register refused I took a bite and shut the place down until it was cleaned up. Iâll have that burger that even though it has a crispy whole lettuce leaf on your screen there it will come with 4 pieces of wilted iceberg and two tomato slices that look like you just grilled them. Did your high-quality chef make that one too?â
If you like mayonnaise, eat to your heartâs content.
If you donât. âCanât you just go home and have a processed cheese sandwich because youâre making our jobs a bit harder and the screen telling us what the orders are confuses us when it says take something off.â
Every day I find myself relating more and more to Michael Douglasâ character in Falling Down when he visits the burger joint.
But because I donât want to lose you as a friend, you can have as much mayo as you like.