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I’m not saying you’re fat, but…

You can reflect a kidney shot

Death grip damages the DK

You have your own General and Local Defense chat

EDIT:
I moved this thread to General from the Argent Dawn forum.

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Void elves.

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Where did Jaina’s apprentice go after the bombing of Theramore?

Everywhere.

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To soon man

To soon…

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Argent Dawn EU.

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How do you know someone’s been playing since Vanilla? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

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You momma so fat Illidan said HE wasnt prepared

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A troll that solves big problems? A conzultant.

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Yo momma so fat she beat Frostmourne in an eating contest.

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A orc walks into a Tavern. It was a Alliance tavern.

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Yo momma so fat the first time she logged in she instantly got the explorer title.

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What do you call a Tauren Rogue?
Invisibull!

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I feel like we jumped back to 2010.

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We fought the Legion, we now have the 7th legion, where did the rest go?

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When the Zandalari want you to scratch their back closer to their butt who do they pray to?

A little Loa

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The world quest system

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yo mama so fat, when a rogue shadowsteps her, he gets a loading screen.

yo mama so fat, she needs to eat the feast 3 times before she gets the foodbuff.

yo mama so fat, that whenever she dies, she can instantly retrieve her corpse.

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Battle for Azeroth

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  1. Why didn’t the undead cross the road?
    He didn’t have the guts.

2.Someone picked Mekkatorque’s pocket yesterday and stole his wallet.
How could anyone stoop so low?

and lastly
What’s a rogue’s favourite drink?
Subtle tea.

as for a joke more relevant to the actual game / current game functions. Mecha-gnomes, enough said.

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Why did all of Illidan’s gear break when he died?
He was not repaired.

Highmountain,
I’m Dad.

How many Warriors does it take to beat a Mage?
1 to lose to the Mage, 99 others to complain about it on the forums until they’re nerfed.

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