Listen here you sonic wannabes, this isn’t retail anymore. You can’t pull 20 packs at a time and cleave them when you have a hunter, a rogue and a warrior as DPS. You can’t do the skips without actually knowing how to do the skips and which mobs you need to avoid and how to avoid without pulling. You can’t join parties for LBRS when you’re level 52 and still have mostly greens equipped since you’ve never been in a dungeon before.
Why is it that you can’t do the bare minimum and at least be patient so that someone who actually know what the hell they’re doing can explain to your dumb /redacted/ what you need to do, why?
And why is every one of you playing a damn rogue? I swear every time I picked up a rogue on blizzard servers I’ve met with perhaps the worst and most toxic players the WoW community has to offer. It’s like your entire existence is based around making the game worse for everyone else. And I know, I KNOW, the moment you hit 60 you’re gonna be the one piece of /redacted/ who’s going to be randomly camping players in low level zones then get his /redacted/ beat the moment another 60 shows up, proceeding to hearth out and beg for repair gold in Orgrimmar/Stormwind.
Yes this is just a post of me complaining about random idiots in the game, no, I don’t care about the ‘integrity of the sacred WoW forums’. Half of the posts on here I’m not sure whether they’re meant to be very bad satire or people genuinely having no idea what they’re talking about anyways.
I went into this game expecting to relax and have a good time, make some friends to raid with but by god I didn’t have anyone to talk with even in barrens chat. BARRENS CHAT! The one place where /redacted/posting was not only the norm, but expected of you. I’ve been in areas where I feel like I’m surrounded by bots. There is no world PvP. I bet there’s even some of you /redacted/s out there who leveled all the way to 60 without saying a single damn word the entire way through.
Before all this started I played on a private server and now I feel like I’ve just been spoiled. The one month I leveled to 60 on that server I had some of the best MMO experiences I’ve ever had in my many years of playing MMOs. I switch over to the real servers and it’s a damn ghost town. Most of the undead must be played by people who are dead on the inside too so they can very much relate. The orcs might as well all be peons, except instead of cutting trees in Durotar they’re smashing mobs in Un Goro. The trolls don’t even make any jokes anymore, what a pathetic excuse for a troll race.
Now out of all this, all this clear evidence of how bad it all is, there is only one conclusion you need to take: Roll a tauren. We are obviously the best race out there, especially if you wanna make friends. We have the best looking weapons, better because they are bigger. Best looking mounts because they’re bigger. We have more HP than all other races because we are so thicc and strong. Needless to say, it speaks for itself.
Remember folks, roll a tauren today!
