Yeah yeah, nobody plays Pandaren, Mists killed Warcraft, funny Kung Fu Panda meme here. Get it out of your system.
But seriously…
The issues with Pandaren both in gameplay and in lore are just piling up. First some time in WoD or Legion our character textures break and never get fixed. We’ve been living with this weird neck seam for some 8 or 10 years now with no fix despite countless players having reported this over the years.
In BfA, Ji and Aysa get relegated to glorified welcome committee positions at the faction embassies and their respective philosophies, especially that of the Huojin, gets completely ignored. “Injustice must be met with a swift and decisive response. To the Huojin, the ends justify the means.” - Do you draw the line between injustice and means before or after Teldrassil? Ji didn’t even have anything meaningful to say about Baine’s arrest other than effectively “It is what it is.” contrary to his very philosophy.
In Shadowlands, Pandaren received some of the most meager customisation options, the body type 2 options taking last place while body type 1 is second only to Forsaken and body type 1 Blood Elves.
Body type 1 Orcs have 92,723 times for possible combinations of customization options than body type 1 Pandaren, and 832,963 more than body type 2 Pandaren.
And that is not just including the 3 new hairstyles, hair colours and 3 new skins, the latter of which scream “Oh dang, we don’t have any skins for Pandaren. Just make the DK skins generally available.” It also includes the body type 1 beard and mustache options they split up from the previous facial hair selection.
And now, when the specific questions about issues with the Pandaren model receive a substantial share of likes on the Q&A thread, Blizzard still continues to successfully ignore their existence altogether.
Pandaren are not beloved by many players, but they are beloved. It’s a shame Blizzard does not seem to feel the same way.
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk. Sorry for the passive-aggressive tone; this is just getting really frustrating.