I think size difference may be an issue for one-… And two… I don’t have any candles. - I am dreadfully sorry, little Kobold.
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Sorry, but if you’re already undressed, I’m not sure you’re the type for me.
I am disgusted… yet curious.
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You’re a Hunter? I’m a Hunter! We’ll get along just fine.
I’m dead… you will be. Could work
I’m not against it in theory but… look, 3 important questions:
- do you eat?
- do you drink?
- are you actually… warm?
PMSL 
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Yes
Yeeeeah…
Uhm… Immolation aura counts?
Over my dead body, that’s what.
I like orcs even less then undeath or those that consort with demons.
Oh, my, aren’t you a horney little thing… Why not come with me to the nodle bar and we’ll see if we can’t sate your appetite.
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Note quite on the dating market but a gentleman would still invite for a drink. Time and more will see where that goes from there.
If you’re not on the DATING market? Are you on the petting market?
BECAUSE YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD BOI, YESYOUARRRRE
Get back to studying
Yes.
As you can see the muscle-to-intellect ratio of orcs falls clearly in favour of the muscle.
More brawn then brain as the humans say.
I do not think our taste in dining locations would be compatible, as you’d probably eat the dirt and I would dine with finesse and delicacy.
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Why do I always get the kobolds!?
… It’s okay, I brought candles this time. Here you are little 'lad.
Eww, old man.
I’m not quite a fur enthusiast, but you could an amazing specimen for some of my… ‘projects’.
Would you mind if I offer you a cup of Sweet Nectar? …Or you prefer something stronger?
PS: I was laughing while writing this, I’m sorry haha
Hmm, the lady speaks of stronger drinks, yet I am quite certain your kind does not fully get the impact of a delightful drink at the bar, or a wonderful glass of wine at the restaurant. Maybe in your living days you could’ve been a glorious beauty but as a walking dead - I’d have to offer you my nicest bullet instead.
I may be able to take you on a delightful walk until we find what grave you may have left behind.
Till then, I bid you farewell.
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Too much fur and fleas… No.
I’m not looking for that kind of a gal pal. Let’s paint the town red anyway, maybe we’ll find something snacky along the way.
I like the idea of painting the town red, instead of purple. I heard Telogrus Rift needs more red and gold anyway. I will bring the brushes, you can bring paint or blood. It’s a date.