Toad will take the true believer out on a date. Toad will bring you along to help invade the Exodar and eliminate the Naaru and the Draenei, to free and save ALL OF AZEROTH
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Do you know what happens to a Toad when itās struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else.
It croaks!
Thatās how the joke goes. For that alone, thereās no date. Nuh-uh. Doesnāt matter how chiseled you elves are, or how unnaturally handsome youā¦ areā¦
Sorry I have to be somewhere else.
HOOOOOOOOOOWL
Well hello there;)
Let me shave you.
As a druid I shallā¦ Humbly take the worgen fur you shave and use it as a rug. - Because itād be -dreadful- if it was wasted and imbalanced-ā¦ nature, and all that.
Also, we can have some dreamleaf tea or something.
After you shaved, we could talk nature-boy
Sadly, the Kaldorei lack a certainā¦ sophistication. In the case of you specifically, Mr. Ravenwhisper, the fel taint is simply the cherry atop an already wobbling cake.
Eyā¦ Let me show you the natural way.
You uptights like going wild from time to time, eh?
This will not work at allā¦ Flips the bird and walks out Blasted hippiesā¦
āHeard weird things about you guys, whispers and tentaclesā¦ā
Ponders a bit
āWell, you only live onceā¦ ohā¦ never mind. How about a drink?ā
Thereās quite alot of ā¦ thirsty undead in here.
I wonder how that works anyway? Can corpses feel emotions?
She puts on her glasses
āWell, my dear pointy eared firend, Emotion is a mental state brought on by thoughts, feelings, and behavioural responses, and intertwined with mood, temperament and personality
Among the 76 diferent kind of emotions, only a few of them are āpositiveā, so to speak, like Arousal, Joy or Lust, Trust or Ecstasy but even those are debatableā¦ the rest are mostly neutral or downright negative.
And if someone is capable of feeling negative emotions, like Anguish, Anger, Depression or Hatred - wich are āprovenā the not-living are capable of - then it have the capability to feel the neutral and positive onesā¦ā
Zymara smiles to the Sinādorei
āWould really love to continnue such scientific debates over a dinerā¦ Master Thalākiel was a briliant mind, sadly stigmatized for his studies of the Chaos, Fel and Demonsā¦ we turned our back on Him and in turn he turned his back on his people and tired to rule. Maybe if Valen and Kilājaden would have accepted his work, we would have been preapred for the arrival of the Dark Titan, and armed with knowledge things would happened differentlyā¦ so Iām more than willing to give you a chance, to prove, you are not some power hungry damned monsterā
She offers her hand with a wink
āWe could kill each other later, if its not workingā¦ā
Speaking of emotions, i feel all of the first three positive emotions you listed.
My emotions are surpressed by undeath. posetive ones i only feel rarely and only very briefly. so No i am not one to go for.
Negative emotions though. Anger, cruelty, veangence. yessssss
Too dead and too many pieces of cloth. Wear less and be more alive.
Wellā¦ I would love to if you werenāt a heretical void userā¦ but alas.
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Soā¦ those tentaclesā¦ are they prehensile? Just asking.
Yes. Also, they can chokehold an elekk bull.
Kinky
But I like you
Now we only have to find another one of you guys and we can have a nice Jedāhin duel!
Always nice to see two strong man fghting before dateā¦