Can Zarahan have some gnome nuggers with you?
Will pay for all de extra sauces.
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lets have a nice gnomeal together. gnome nuggets with a side of fried elven ears.
Oooh boy, it would be wrong on soooo many level, starting with the Elven-Troll feud, the ear dish thing and the fact you are a primitve brute
So⌠no
Now scram, before I tear another portal in to your butt with a void tentacle⌠
Youâre one violent and twisted lady. Letâs have dinner.
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You are one voidy boy, letâs eat your remains 
You are cute, for one of such a low life inteligent life form.
I am afraid dating is not an option, but i could always use you as a test subject.
Your brain would be a welcome addition to my collection.
His what?
Yours must have been the first to rot away⌠and you forgot, he is a Troll
Anyway, even if you were alive, I would say noâŚ
Hmm, let me say yes to a magical friendship 
Aww, youâre so skinny and smol! Iâll pay. I doubt youâre going to eat much anyway.
Iâd pay, but youâd be expensive to maintain without complaining.
You again? Oke 1 more ale.
No, keg. KEG
(Skip me, forgive my sin of double posting)
Makes me wonder, where are all the woman�
I agree we need more Tauren female.
So I shall level Highmountain sometimes.
Who knows, maybe they can have a chat about Earth Mother sometimes.
And where are our men 
Busy munching.
But Iâm here for ya instead, almost same beef size as a pandaboy.
Sorry, i donât date people who resemble a old fat plumber with red pants and switched hat with the brother. Even if you hadnât itâd still been a no
A lovely date with a picnic basket and something to sit on while we watch the sun set in Stormwind Harbor.
The food is delicious and when you take a sip of wine youâll⌠DIE, because I poisoned it.
Void heretic.
Not that i would date someone with hooves anyway⌠But the light can be as heretical as the void you know. 
Like the elder Naaru back during the Legion invasion not too long ago. Pretty sure she(if they even have a gender?) are in pieces right now.
Edit: Ignore guild name, idk why forums insist i am still in it when i left months ago.
Edit 2: Changed a word as i had put light instead of void. #derp
Erm-⌠Why has this elf deformed from a proud Kaldorei? And why is it so small? - AND WHY, has it joined the void and forsaken Elune?
I fear Iâve missed so much in the dream, but I am quite sure a date would not be suitableâŚ
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