Date the poster above you<3 #2

Go on, tell me the story of how you lost your eye once more.
We've already been on a date.
I'll get you the best bouquet of flowers. ;)
Awh that's just nice, care to give one to me too? I'll give you some good oll goblin pesticide
I ain't got it, you don't want it. but i promise you i got that thic human booty bay baby.

Lets save that goblin oil..
You're very white...

... I hate white people.
BAD DOG ! No bone for u today
I'd give you my bone though
Im going to make your bald head glitter.
Fur sure.
Uuuuh-huh. I errrh-- you know I'd love to, but my allergies won't let me.
Why hello there, pretty lady of the void.
No, Orcs aren't for me. I shouldn't have to explain why.
You seem like a nice person. While not a date, perhaps you would like a pleasant conversation over dinner?
Orras got Friendzoned!

I can show you my tattoos even the covered ones.
"looks downwards, saddened"

I suppose you're right...as widow, I probably shouldn't be here...I don't know what my late wife'd think...
You're at least as old as I am, so that's a plus! Not a big fan of tentacles, but we can go for a drink and see how it goes, eh?
Too old, living and likely to turn even a conversation down due to my less than stellar looks, is my first instinct, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?
I'd #dab on #Koiffen's #corpse instead.
dabs at yue