Date the poster above you<3 #2

Hey girl are you a toaster? Because I want to share a bath with you.
You just about looking feminine enough. Only thing is, it just ain't enough for a date with me. Sorry.
I would do anything for love! I would do anything for love! points at herveus but I won't do that...
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I- wait, that wasn't heaven, that was just space? I- What do you mean, racist!?
What is space? Surely, you mean the Great Dark. You are too strange for my tastes.
Lets go hand holding through Tirisfal Glades.
Can a little elf handle an orc like i wonder?
I know I can, but can you handle born sea legs, darling?
I was born with sea legs.

Let's start a brawl in a tavern together!
02/11/2018 14:59Posted by Shadowtwili
I was born with sea legs.

Let's start a brawl in a tavern together!

If you have legs, how are you so tiny?
02/11/2018 15:02Posted by Aerillan
If you have legs, how are you so tiny?


My size went into other things ( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)
I'm not seeing it.
Hmm, we could go hunting together sometime.

See how that goes.
[You look horny miss *wink* *wink*]

Though a more authentic IC response from Bertel would be something like:

Uhm, I guess an innocent casual date couldn't harm anything, just don't expect anything to happen.

No offense meant, I guess you look fine and all and seems nice too *nod*

I also generally like Draeneis.

Uhm... Not in that way though *shakes his head*

But I do have some friends who does actually.

Apparently more common than you would think, Gnome/Draenei relationships.

Suppose we have some stuff in common.

Though personally I find interracial relationships a bit strange concept.

I mean people can do what they want I guess, not really something that should concern me, as long as they don't harm anyone it's all good, I guess, just not for me.

Sorry miss.
Er... I’d prefer a female. And one without a beard... And a bit taller... trust me, that one time I met a female dwarf who had a beard and was flirting with me I think I wanted to shoot myself.

Now, let’s see if one day a charming sexy elf rogue finds a way into my bed...
<Awkwardly mumbles very quietly> I hope they don’t find out about that orc... damn Rakihu.
Well I am not a sexy elf and you seem rather picky and I already have a cat and she doesn't get along well with dogs so... no.
Too small, to green, to smelly.
What about some wine and some candle light in silvermoon? ;)
Well, you know what they say... Opposites attract.
05/11/2018 13:46Posted by Taliashadow
Well, you know what they say... Opposites attract.

And equals even more ;)
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