Your soul is mine (x2)
As is yours, but thanks for collecting the two for me.
You can keep those souls. The only thing I need is your heart
How you doinâ?
Worse now that thereâs a sentient dog trying to flirt with a corpse.
Well thatâs just rude.
Prove your mettle in Theater of Pain and we may speak
The Ring of Law spits in the face of this pathetic thing they call the Theater of Pain.
How can you feel pain when youâre dead?
Itâs nothing but a glorified calcium boneyard.
Go defeat some giant magma hound or lava giant or something and Iâll allow you to gaze upon my magnificence.
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Iâve already killed like, eight and you still wonât return my calls.
Not into bestiality⌠Sorry.
Your soul is mine (x3)
Shang Tsung called. He is suing you for trademark infringement.
Also, trim the beard, and weâll talk. 
While Argus is⌠ehh⌠was the Titan of Death, I donât have any particular fondness toward dead things⌠and you are on your way to become a Lich, just admit it
And you are a Human, and to be honest even that would be enough to say no
I can show you the strength of death. He? Just pitful acolyte. The power of death is much stronger than you think, let me give you a taste of it.
Werenât you a high elf before?
Ewh, no.
Man. I need to hire new PR staff.
Thatâs a no on the date by the way, but letâs compare body counts one of these days.
Ah, there you are. When you are paying me?
Just a mare acolyte?
I bet I have more necrotic magic in my little finger than you do in your entire body!
But this is a dating thread, not a roasting thread.
So I tell you, when you learn to respect your betters I might consider you to become my acolyte.
Necrotic magic you say? 
maaaabye⌠but I got better
I donât have problem with death and the dead, in fact, my family and best freinds are all dead⌠but this time I politely decline your uhm⌠offer.
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