If you are friend with Death, tell him to pay my wages.
Nope, i donāt date corpses.
Ah, so youād date me!
I would not date you even if you were dead and a woman
Sorry, I donāt want to see you, Acolyte
It would be so wrong on sooooo many levels
You like green slurpies? I know this amazing place Mannorothās Blood.
Pit lord? We have one in Theater of Pain. Kill it and maybe have a place in Maldraxxus
Nor i you, amateur
I only see one amateur here.
Too many corpses or corpse worshippers that want to date (or not)ā¦
Please give me a living, breathing (draenei) male.
'Ey pritty Woāmon
No Draenei here, but who needs dat when you can have dis troll? 
Hooves, tails, hornsā¦ or at least one of those is a must
Tusks are not on the list, sorry
Nor patches of scales
Trolls are evolved from reptiles?
Sorry, But I keep animals as dinner, not something Iād date
Back to your crypt, filthy elven corpse!!!
Hits repeatedly with a shovel
And stay there! Dating is for the living!
Oh, a nice rug for my room in Acherusā¦ I really like these delivery services.
Death knights, always so on the edge.
Iāve met and dated enough of them to know they are all the same. There is a lack of character.
Even short-lived mortal amuses me better these days.
Speaking of short lived mortalsā¦ I think you are too young to my tasteā¦
I said, no goats.
I said no corpse
[and maybe donāt respond to the same persons, it will get pretty boring
So skip me, and give the corpse a chance for love]