Date the poster above you<3 #2

[Coldsháde-argent-dawn (Coldsháde)]

People who hide their forum profiles are not my type.

[Coinblock-argent-dawn]

Oh! You seem like the type to sit down with a glass of wine and gossip hun! And you’re not one of those un-natural lighties! The light is awful you know!? I don’t let my children -near it-! Causes all kind of problems! Only natural healing for my children!~ Anyway hun, see you for brunch! I’ll bring some oils, trust me hun, you start selling these!? You’ll be swimming in gold!

[Seaxwulf-argent-dawn]

I am… concerned and confused.

[Khalila-argent-dawn (Khalila)]

Saves me the time on making you feel concerned and confused, so since the chase has been cut; lets go. Captains quarter is waiting!

[Rebun-argent-dawn]

Halt!

Please leash the dog, ma’am.

[Lochton-argent-dawn (Lochton)]

Good afternoon, good sir.

I see you are on patrol. I will not intrude on your duties.

[Arzlyn-argent-dawn]

The only thing that would make you good, is making you into a rug.

[Vervaina-argent-dawn]

At least buy him a drink first?

A no on the date by the way. Dead things aren’t generally welcome at dinner, unless being served.

[Seaxwulf-argent-dawn]

help me I’m being stalked by a pirate captain who keeps making suggestive jokes about plundering my booty

[Connal-argent-dawn (Connal)]

I’ll take my share of that booty.

[Rebun-argent-dawn]

Did someone say booty? Have you reported such profits to the Crown?

[Seaxwulf-argent-dawn]

Oh god now there’s two of them. And the Stormwind Guard are in on it too! Leave my booty alone!

[Híllbreaker-argent-dawn]

Lemme smash?

[Lerothis-argent-dawn]

I would like to see what’s behind the mask before I agree to anything.

[Khalila-argent-dawn (Khalila)]

Well. I do like blondes.
Seems I’m collecting here, oi- Connal, get the worgen and lets sail away with the booty!

[Rebun-argent-dawn]

Halt! In the name of the King!

You can not kidnap Gilneans without their consent!

[Connal-argent-dawn (Connal)]

How about kidnapping officers of the law?

[Levey-argent-dawn (Levey)]

Consentual kidnapping seems an odd mutual choice but who am I to judge?

[Rebun-argent-dawn]

Kidnapping officers of the law is not allowed without their consent either.

@Levey-argent-dawn

onsentual kidnapping seems an odd mutual choice but who am I to judge?

Ma’am, while I am not into kidnapping and I am generally not allowed to ask on duty, your beauty has left me no other choice.

Might I ask you to join me for breakfast in the Mage District’s Slaughtered Lamb at 8 tomorow morning?

[Levey-argent-dawn (Levey)]

Please, calling me ma’am makes me feel… my age! I’m thinking waffles with a sinful dollop of cream on top.