Date the poster above you<3 #2

Now you would make a perfect guard dog for me. Come on boy! Waved a bone, having few strings of flesh left to be chewed off

You and I could create a beautiful war crime together!

No! No! NO! NOOOOOO!

I’d rather have a proper elven man.

No can do, Veshj. Why did you leave the last one then? HM?!

No thank you, i prefer men and living ones ontop of it.

I’ll say it once, and i’ll say it again. A THOUSAND TIMES IF I NEED TO! Horns and hats just doesn’t mix. And I don’t mess with people who even -risk- damaging hats. They’re a sacred thing!

He was murdered by the humans when they unleashed the Scourge on our glorious kingdom.

Your ears are poking through the hat.

I’ll date you if you stay in human form (forever) and if you lose the ridiculous hat.

Eh, lose the 80s headband and I’ll treat you to some frozen yoghurt. Any toppings you’d like.

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We’ll have fro-yo’s and whistle at dockworkers!

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you like ice cream? what about cake? a nice full of sweet treats sounds like fun c:

So you like ice huh?
I’ll have you know I am 50% ice and 50% all cream :wink:

I would prefer to have your bones, I chewed all of my own taken from a bunch of forsaken already.

Lemme Smash?

Looks like it’s gonna hurt a lot. Hard pass.

Iiiiiii don’t think it would work

OMG would you look who it is! Ryoshun its been what, like 5 threads ago?!?!

we should get a beer sometime!

Hi!

I could’ve shown you the world… if you werent a stinkin’ Hordie.

I´ll grab you by the beard and force you to love me. If you were just a few decennia younger… :wink:

Ewh, no.

You’re both an corpse and one of the mortal races.

You look positively feral. Ick.

Have a shave, wash up, and then share a glass of wine with me. I’m dying to learn what in the name of the Nightwell possessed you to adopt Pandaren fighting styles.

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