You can dress up as much as you want, you’ll never ascend to a true voidborn.
I can offer you a bone though?
I have a lot of bones
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We can compare research notes over a drink, but we are not dating. Bones keep falling out of your backpack and at this point I am too concerned to even ask.
Clears throat
Hey.
How you doin’?
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No…
Not a chance!
Summon me at your peril 
those eyes
Hmm
Hit me up when you are level 60
Then we can talk.
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I get the feeling that we’d be each other’s worst mistakes. Not a bad thing, all things considered but I can’t help but picture a future in which I’m reanimated into a shrieking zombie to alleviate your fits of grief after some riding accident.
Good fodder for a novel, I suppose.
And there I was, going through the trouble of appearing all peach-skinned and mortal, and only for my prospective date to be a proverbial mayfly.
I mean no disrespect you understand, but I had hoped for something a little more serious. A fling lasting a few decades is the forté of elves still getting their impulses tempered.
Novel? I make sagas.
Come back to me when you have your own.
This is our first, and last, date.
I don’t deal in undead.
Will I have to climb a tree to meet my future in-laws? Howl beneath the moon and praise the primiti… the rustic charm of moonwells and wooden huts?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, it’s a pass.
I realize that you’re a missbegotten mana addict but honey we’ll get through this together! With the right hairstyle we might even find a way to cover up those unsightly long ears of yours…But tenacity is a virtue, we’ll tackle these challenges as a united front!
We could, like, smack Horde together? Purge things? It’ll be fun.
Once the world has been conquered, I will require a puppet king to rule it all. Congratulations.
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World conquering? Sure.
A disastrous world conquest date.
At least you’re already undead.
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Wanna join my Black temple raid group? We need more dots!
Wait wrong faction. we’re still 15 years behind on that so uhhh.
Okay, let’s just meet in the middle of Alterac Valley and wave passionately?
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Whats wrong with your face?
Give me your beard and no one gets hurt!