I do not (publically) endorse gnome mutilation. No date for you, but please donate the remaining gnome to further study.
I am sickened by these two degenerates.
I’m nicer and overall more reasonable than them. 
Don’t mind me taking you on a date then 
I like my meat like how I ride my meat bicycle!
Rare…
I like mine kicking, squirming, struggling.
I like medium rare
no in ten characters
I love your style, lets go!
Pardon me, but would you like to enjoy a few glasses with me? Content is of your own choice.
I like your glasses and would enjoy them, thanks!
you look sophisticated, more than most
I’d be willing to give it a try, but without those shoulder pads please. They look like they can set a nearby bush or tree on fire! I have bad memories of such, I hope you understand.
Kaldorei would be a change of pace for Charles and a trusted people to the Gilneans when their home was destroyed.
I am sorry pet, is your master around?
Oh.
Oh.
Uhm… pass?
Thats not a nice way to talk about your fellow human!
Lemme show you hoe to be friendly to fellow Alliance members!
Tell me all about enlightened gnomish meritocratic technocracy. I’m writing a political pamphlet in the event of our king’s… extended absence.
Yes, you are very, very dateable, lets go!
I would love to, alas our great gnomish community has reverted too… shivers a kingdom.
Well, if you insist!
r00d, I’ll have you know Charles is a well-established gentleman of the Kirin Tor.