Date the poster above you<3 #2

Well, at least you’re into nature and such. Those black eyes are giving me the creeps though.

I can say nothing good about the Sin’dorei. Off with you woman! Wait, is that a man?

I bodes poorly for me if you regard elven men as women. Better that I pass and spare myself certain embarrassing episodes in advance.

While I’m not a fan of tree-elves… I could certainly do seeing your tendrils.

Oooooh! Isn’t your hat just fabulous? You totally need to tell me where I could get one of them.

We’re allies, and both descendants of the noble pre-Sundering heritage.

But your gender is wrong.

Your race is wrong. I shall find every Human woman mingling with non-Humans on this head and shave their heads bald as a mark of shame.

Date? this is going to be a patrol, can we also shave the worgen while at it?

I don’t mix with the vile Horde.

We’ll shave the Worgen, then I’ll skin you.

If you were Human, you could show me your wild side.

There’s too much history here, I’d like a new perspective.

Dating is a mortal illusion.

So is your hope of finding love.

That’s quitter talk! Though maybe true for you

Theo?! NOOO! YOU AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE FORSAKEN, NOT JOIN THEM!

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coughs

You kids and your vines and memes.

As for our date well…
I suppose a moonlight walk?

Ya seem ta ‘ave da front bumpa. Wait… naw, tricky human! ya be man… Tharon’Do nawt be datin’ man!

I would throw you right into the nightwell if it still were intact.

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I’d praise your Sunwell til I went -blue- in the face. If you’ll pardon the joke :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: