Date the poster above you<3 #2

Argent Dawn
967

'ey, big boy. Lemme cut out ya heart. :skull:

968

Murder isn’t usually part of what I’d consider a satisfactory encounter.

969

If i said i wanted to put my ‘‘Knife’’ in you by defnination.

Would you be intrested? :wink:

970


depends if you listen to Cannibal Corpse or not
 >_>

971

Quite a few would. Better strike while the iron is hot!

No such luck. Besides, you would be outshining me with those goggles whenever we went out. Cannot have that.

972

-10/10 would not date.

973

I am terribly sorry my green tinted friend, but I do not believe I would even share a pint of ale with you.

974

I dont know why anyone would want to go on a drink with a wolfman.

Sure if your kept on a leesh and be given a bone im sure you’ll be nice

975

Guys, if you can’t date the poster above, maybe wait for someone who can.

So on that note, all three of you may date me, but my time is limited so it will be at the same time. There will be a process of elimination, involving mud wrestling, ping pong, trivial pursuit, and cooking a variety of noodle dishes. Only one of you will survive. We begin in one hour.

976

Darned for me, as I am terribly lousy at Ping Pong.

977

So am I! Something in common there, we should meet.

978

Let’s talk void.

You, me, dine and dash too?

979

Sure, in ten characters

980

No thanks, you probably invite me to dinner and make me pay for it.

981

If you can’t beat them, try harder. It’s a date.

982

Braaah! Brogg make good stew for dis trollingdon
 Good stew of dwarfling scum yummy

983

What a weird looking dwarf.

But any hole is a goal. :wink:

984

That haircut is atrocious.

985

Hey! Leave that mans’ mohawk alone you foul demon spawning temptress of carion!
Also how you doin’

986

A frail little feminine elf man and a strong edgy furry boy
that’s forbidden love, the best kind of love.