'ey, big boy. Lemme cut out ya heart.
Murder isnât usually part of what Iâd consider a satisfactory encounter.
If i said i wanted to put my ââKnifeââ in you by defnination.
Would you be intrested?
âŠdepends if you listen to Cannibal Corpse or not⊠>_>
Quite a few would. Better strike while the iron is hot!
No such luck. Besides, you would be outshining me with those goggles whenever we went out. Cannot have that.
-10/10 would not date.
I am terribly sorry my green tinted friend, but I do not believe I would even share a pint of ale with you.
I dont know why anyone would want to go on a drink with a wolfman.
Sure if your kept on a leesh and be given a bone im sure youâll be nice
Guys, if you canât date the poster above, maybe wait for someone who can.
So on that note, all three of you may date me, but my time is limited so it will be at the same time. There will be a process of elimination, involving mud wrestling, ping pong, trivial pursuit, and cooking a variety of noodle dishes. Only one of you will survive. We begin in one hour.
Darned for me, as I am terribly lousy at Ping Pong.
So am I! Something in common there, we should meet.
Letâs talk void.
You, me, dine and dash too?
Sure, in ten characters
No thanks, you probably invite me to dinner and make me pay for it.
If you canât beat them, try harder. Itâs a date.
Braaah! Brogg make good stew for dis trollingdon⊠Good stew of dwarfling scum yummy
What a weird looking dwarf.
But any hole is a goal.
That haircut is atrocious.
Hey! Leave that mansâ mohawk alone you foul demon spawning temptress of carion!
Also how you doinâ
A frail little feminine elf man and a strong edgy furry boy
thatâs forbidden love, the best kind of love.