Date the poster above you<3 #2

Argent Dawn
1464

I’m afraid it won’t work out if you’re attracted to other dudes. Also, he’s more attractive than you anyways.

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1465

Aleydine is waiting.

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1466

To be honest, Kaldorei get proper beards. Which mean they win the attraction contest.

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1467

Should we rub our beards together sometime?

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1468

It’s a bearded date.

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1469

The best kind some would say!

1470

A night elf? Not gonna work. We are way to different.

1471

Can’t escape me.

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1472

You’re so skinny! You need a noodle date. And then another noodle date right after.

1473

What do you put in the noodles?

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1474

Troll tusks.

1475

based kump

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1476

Arcane barrier intefies

1477

Hey… put that down and eat the steak, raising barriers in a restaurant… no manners… do you know what these meals cost… they even made some cream gravey for your ugly undead rear and what are you even wearing? Did you leave your fashion sense at the tomb… guess i made a grave mistake taking you here… jeez.

1478

Ugly undead?
I now have my reason to take you down.
Also your last message was punishable.

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1479

:purple_heart:

1480

The only thing being punished is my wallet… waiter! Ill have the bill please.

1481

Sir, you ordered 95 plates of uncooked spaghetti. your bill is £20000.

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1482

A meal as stale as my date pays with a bag of authentic troll shoes and walks of while squabling into the setting sun

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1483

I’d date you to have that hat alone. - As long as I can wear it on the date.