Discussion: Perfect Females

Sindrí-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 2:57pm

YOU should say sorry for the following things.

Destroying the maledictum.
Not baring witness to my ascension
stealing artifacts
metal boxes
Avitus, Apollo and Tarkus
The entire third installment of the franchise
Steve blum

Dudflex-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 2:58pm

You forgot the under use of Cap’in Buddflag within Retribution

Sindrí-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 2:59pm

And ofcourse not being able to build… BOREALUM

Brigante-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:04pm

Oh that so, You are NOT PREPARED!

Someone should really have told Deathwing the last few seconds of that clip

Darrotan-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:15pm

This thread turned out far more civilised than I expected, that’s impressive.

This isn’t just a female character thing. Take a walk in Stormwind and you’ll realise the average height for men is 6’5", thick hair and beard, “intense” eyes and stronk body.

Don’t really mind people RPing good looking characters, but it grates me when the description points out how the first thing you’d notice is how beautiful they are. The mens version for this is to replace beautiful with imposing or something akin to it.

Sindrí-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:19pm

Sir… what did we say about sneaking the sun hawks theme song into threads?

Nelox-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:20pm

They should be called Night Hawks instead if they’re always sneaking about.

Narmë-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:21pm

I’m in favour of this suggestion.

Sindrí-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:23pm

It actually sounds like something the smurf’dorei would use.

Williame-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:36pm

14 hours late but you forgot a very important example.
Goblins: PIERCED THICC BIH UHNGH GOT ME STICKY YUH

Sindrí-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 3:40pm

A hooked nosed bush with the voice of a 45 year old heavy smoker?

Slerk-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 4:18pm

Yes.

Also I thought female blood elves and void elves might have that body type permanently. Just look at their model.

But no. I see a lot of blood / void elves with bodytypes hourglass, thicc or something along those lines. I really really really don’t think these two races should have anything along the lines of thicc. Like saying pandaren males are skinny or smol tauren. Wouldn’t fit at all.

Angelus-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 4:24pm

A friend of mine got hate whispers because she described her tauren as ‘‘Beautiful for tauren standards.’’

Appearently tauren cant be gorgeous even amongst their own kind!

Sindrí-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 4:29pm

I once got hate as well and respond to it by telling the F word with Good Game in the middle to vacuum my latern post and urged him to leave the vacinity after he completed the task, as soon as he realized there was no payment involved he left alone.

Aeranthiel-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 4:39pm

We regret nothing. Except the third installment of the franchise. That was… beyond our control.

Telaryn-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 4:54pm

thick curves are nice and all but have you gotten a fire cape?

https://i.gyazo.com/a765ea40437bdbcbf673256055c5d5e8.png

Narmë-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 4:58pm

Someone talked about what could be the different expectations for beauty in all culture, and it’s interesting to think about.

Orcs: Easy, they would value a strong muscled partner. A warrior or a survivalist depending on the clan, I suppose. There’s probably something around the fangs as well (Bigger = good? Or maybe the ones with piercing, as it show they can withstand pain? Probably something similar with the tattoos and scarifications we see on some Mag’har skins.)
Taurens: I bet it’s the horns size. (and again, survivalist so muscled folks but in a different fashion than the orcs perhaps?)
Trolls (Darkspear): They have been living on one coast or another for a while yes? They probably value bright colors, and the wiry silhouette of a good swimmer.
Trolls (Zandalari): Probably someone tall (I mean, for a Zandalari), decked in gold (obviously). I imagine with sharp traits, and perhaps smaller ears? Less barbarian than those other trolls and the elves.
Gnomes: … I don’t know. Something about big eyes (originally to better see in the dark?), and mostly intelligence anyhow.
Humans: Would they have different tastes depending on the country? Discuss.
Blood/High/Void elves: Sharp, angular features, eerie grace, probably a thin, perhaps somewhat androgynous silhouette? I imagine something about long hair being more noble, as a vestige from the time as Highbornes.
Night elves: As someone said above; long ears and longer eyebrows.
Worgens: Let’s be honest, they are probably still judging on the human form, on a cultural level.
Goblin: Does it matters as long as they’re RICH? (Probably something on the nuance of green. Does someone remember which shade of green the two escorts were, in the goblin introduction quest?)
Draenei: … Apparently a weird sexual dismorphism. And also I’ll bet on bigger horns/crest and shiny hooves. Also, healthy tentacles (so the longer the tentacles perhaps?). I’d bet blue/pale skin colors are more attractive than the darker purple, who must be a bit too reminiescent of the Eredars.
Dwarves: A healthy beard and strong arms?

Telaryn-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 5:01pm

A large granary and healthy livestock is sure to win over the hearts of Westfall maidens. Just be careful of the wenches who are out to steal your grain.

According to the Wildhammer wedding questline in Twilight Highlands, dwarven men are really into strong thunder thighs

Invader-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 5:12pm

gz man! you playing OSRS too?

Telaryn-argent-dawn · June 21, 2019, 5:14pm

PIcked it up at the start of this month while waiting for 8.2 since most of the RP I do nowadays is more episodic than daily and I got bored of the wait to next patch