Okey-dokey, listen up! Domp have story to tell!
Long long ago, so long dat dis happen even before Peon Gruf wus born, dere was a peon.
Dis peon, he name wus Pork.
He wus good peon, keep boar farm and sell fur and tusks from boar. Now back den, orcs only eat mud and dirt and poop cos dey no find other source of food. Peon Pork do da same, until he rival (da great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatfather of Zunk) steal all poor Peon Pork dirt and mud and poop!
“Wut me gonna eat now”, Peon Pork thinked to he self. “Da baddie take all food!”
But Peon Pork wus smart, and clever also! He make a discover- disoverer- disc- HE FIND A NEW THING!
Peon Pork realise dat da boars dat he kill and use to sell tusk and fur can also be used for eat! So he take boar, cut into tiny pieces and eat it!
Da taste of boar wus so good dat Peon Pork go and tell all da other orcs about it! Dey all cheer for Peon Pork and stop eating poop and dirt and mud and eat boar instead!
In honour of Peon Pork, da warchief shout out dat boar meat forever be name PORK!
And dat is da story of how orc start to eat pork.