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Hello All!

It occurred to me the other day, that there surely must be shared stories, myths and legends of all the Common Races. Stories told to children or shared between adults around a campfire. Myths and Legends from far-away or imaginary places. And while most of us have one or two stored away for that inevitable Role Play nightmare when you’re scrambling for a decent story to share; I thought it might be nice to form a communal Library as it were; documenting the Cultural stories that may be reasonably well known.

If you wish to “donate” a story to this list, please reply below, and I shall link and organise by faction and race. With credits to the “Author”.

Please Start all posts with the following

Title:
Author:
Culture/Race
(Author may be you or a fictional NPC)

Thank you!

Edit: I will obviously be updating as frequently as possible, and may update or add categories. For instance should a large number of stories appear on a certain topic that could be sensibly grouped together such as; the Church of Holy Light, Goblin fables on efficient business practice/Gnomish tales of inventive engineering, Scary Stories to Terrify your Team, etc. Then I shall update and add as appropriate.

Should you feel your story has been overlooked for a certain category outside of its culture, just drop a reply with the link to the original story post (not a problem if I’m only sorting through 15 stories, more of a pain at 150)


Alliance


Stormwind

Title: The Hay man - Westfall Folk Tales

Dreek the Chopper - Author; Theramore Bard, Subject; Kal’dorei and Orcs

The Legend of Lurkablo - Legends of the Stormwind Fishermen

The Legend of Lurkablo Part Two - Legends of the Stormwind Fishermen

The Duskwood Marbles - Duskwood Folktale


Lordaeron (Pre-Fall)

The Undying Gnome - Baron Morsteth Blightreek

Gilnean

The Dullahane Tale - Gilnean Ghost Story

Kul-Tiran

A Father’s Remorse Part 1 - Wilfard Seastrider


Drust

A Father’s Remorse Part 1 - Wilfard Seastrider


Bronzebeard

Legend of the First Dwarf King. Kuz’gan Hammershine (Rewritten old dwarven folk legend) - All Clans

Dwarven Stand (Second War) - Kuz’gan Hammershine


Wildhammer


Dark Iron


Gnomish

The Undying Gnome - Baron Morsteth Blightreek


Kaldorei

Dreek the Chopper - Author; Theramore Bard, Subject; Kal’dorei and Orcs


Highbourne


Draenei


Lightforged



Potential Overlap
(Cultures that may share a strong common history only recently diverged)


Quel’dorei


Sin’dorei


Ren’dorei


Pandaren



Horde


Orc (Original Timeline)

The Worg and the Clefthoof - Orcish Tale

Dreek the Chopper - Author; Theramore Bard, Subject; Kal’dorei and Orcs


Mag’har


Darkspear

How The Loa Earned His Shape - Tale by the Tribal Elders


Zandalari

Of Clever Jani and Reliable Kimbul - Zandalari Childrens Story


Goblin - Bilgewater Cartel

The Trade-Princess and the Pea - Traditional Goblintales


Tauren

Traditional Tauren Folktales: Mists of Dawn / Sorrow of the Earthmother /The White Stag and the Moon / Forestlord and the first Druids / Hatred of the Centaur


Taunka

The Story of the Sky Father - Rimetotem Tribe


Nightborne

Forsaken/Lordaeron post-fall
(These may be new tales, or older Lordaeron re-written from the Forsaken viewpoint)

The Annals of Benjamin Buckles, Gentleman Bard: All on The Plains of Lordaeron / Men of The Glades / This is for The Dark Lady / Rotgarde on a Raft



Neutral/Unaffiliated


Mogu


Tortollen


Klaxxi


Steamwheedle/Neutral Goblin Cartels

The Trade-Princess and the Pea - Traditional Goblintales


Other

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Aurthor: Westfall Folktales.
Title: The Hay man
race/culture: Humans, westfall.

The breadbasket of the Alliance, Westfall, here on these dry plains we farm and plow the dirt to grow corn for the winter and to survive. When harvest comes around in the late season, men and women both work hard to manage to finish their harvest to deliver corn to themselves, communities and their lords, so they have coin to survive the winter and food to feed their bellies.

Yet with the time of the Defiance brotherhood, the land have fallen under the suffering of the lacking of food, security and good health, and those whom still work honestly to preserve their way of life, must work harder than before, but with their fields being burned by bandits and scums for protection money, the life grows harder and harder for the poor westfolk.

Once an old man, experianced this, he lived somewhere in the north west area of Westfall, on a small farm, his wife had died and his children moved on. With the scums burning his only source of income and food, he knew he wouldent survive the winter. Anger fill this man, as he did not simply want to die, so he started to create a scare crow, out of the dry and moldy hay, left from the last harvest.

The hay man, was sickly yellow as the moldy hay was soaked and rottening, its eyes made out of glowing mushrooms and bound together by rope, rags and the anger of the old farmer, and as the old man died of starvation he spoke onto this golem made of hay, breathing it to life with the hatred forwards the scum that caused his days to end in hunger and suffering.

Many say that the Hay man is just a wifes tale, told to keep the kids from running into the fields near harvest and keep ruffians away… but it´s hard to disbute the corpses found strangled by their throats and mouths stuffed with old, moldy and rottening hay, and their eyes wide open out of fear.

But if you dont believe me, go ahead, try burning down a field of corn near harvest in Westfall, and see what happens… dont worry, we´ll dig you a grave, the soil needs to stay furtile after all.

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Title: Mists of Dawn

Author: Unknown

Race/Culture: Tauren

Before the Age of Memory, the gentle Earthmother breathed upon the golden mists of dawn. Where the amber clouds came to rest, there were endless fields of flowing wheat and barley. This was the basin of her works - the great basket of life and hope.

The Earthmother’s eyes shone down upon the lands she had breathed into creation. Her right eye, An’she (the sun), gave warmth and light to the land. Her left eye, Mu’sha (the moon), gave peace and sleep to the stirring creatures of the dawning. Such was the power of her gaze that the Earthmother closed one dreaming eye for every turning of the sky. Thus, her loving gaze turned day into night for the first dawning of the world.

While the right eye shone down upon the golden dawn, the Earthmother’s gentle hands spread out across the golden plains. Wherever the shadow of her arms passed, a noble people arose from the rich soil. The Shu’halo (the tauren) arose to give thanks and prayer to their loving mother. There, in the endless fields of dawn, the children of the earth swore themselves to her grace and vowed to bless her name until the final darkening of the world.

Title: Sorrow of the Earthmother

Author: unknown

Race/Culture: Tauren

As the children of the earth roamed the fields of dawn, they harkened to dark whispers from deep beneath the world. The whispers told the children of the arts of war and deceit. Many of the Shu’halo fell under the shadow’s sway and embraced the ways of malice and wickedness. They turned upon their pure brethren and left their innocence to drift upon the plains.

The Earthmother, her heart heavy with her children’s plight, could not bear to watch them fall from grace. In her grief, she tore out her eyes and set them spinning accross the endless, starry skies. An’she and Mu’sha, seeking to ease the other’s sorrow, could only chase each other’s faint glow across the sky. The twins still chase one another with every turning of the world.

Though sightless, the Earthmother could not long stray from the world of her heart. She kept her ear to the winds and listened to all that transpired across the fields of the dawn. Her great heart was always with her children - and her loving wisdom never fled from them.

Title: The White Stag and the Moon

Author: unknown

Race/Culture: Tauren

Into the brave hearts of her pure children, the Earthmother placed the love of the hunt. For the creatures of the first dawn were savage and fierce. They hid from the Earthmother, finding solace in the shadows and the wild places of the land. The Shu’halo hunted these beasts wherever they could be found and tamed them with the Earthmother’s blessing.

One great spirit eluded them, however. Apa’ro was a proud stag of snow white fur. His antlers scraped the roof of the heavens and his mighty hooves stamped out the deep places of the world. The Shu’halo hunted Apa’ro to the corners of the dawning world - and closed in to snare the proud stag.

Seeking to escape, the great stag leapt into the sky. Yet, as his escape seemed assured, his mighty antlers tangled in the stars which held him fast. Though he kicked and struggled, Apa’ro could not loose himself from the heavens. It was then that Mu’sha found him as she chased her brother, An’she, towards the dawn. Mu’sha saw the mighty stag as he struggled and fell in love with him immediately. The clever moon made a bargain with the great stag - she would set him free from the snare of the stars if he would love her and end her loneliness.

Mu’sha loved Apa’ro and conceived a child by him. The child, a demigod some would claim, was born into the shadowed forests of the night. He would be called Cenarius, and walk the starry path between the waking world and the kingdom of the heavens.

Title: Forestlord and the first Druids

Author: unknown

Race/Culture: Tauren

In time, the child, Cenarius, grew to the stature of his proud father. A brother to both the trees and the stars, the great hunter roamed the far places of the world, singing the harmonious songs of the dawning. All creatures bowed before his grace and beauty - there were none so cunning as the son of the moon and the white stag.

Eventually, Cenarius befriended the Shu’halo and spoke to them of the turning world. The children of the earth knew him as brother and swore to help him care for the fields of life and the favored creatures of their great Earthmother.

Cenarius taught the children of the earth to speak to the trees and plants. The Shu’halo became druids and worked great deeds of magic to nurse the land to health. For many generation the Shu’halo hunted with Cenarius and kept the world safe from the shadows that stirred beneath it.

Title: Hatred of the Centaur

Author: unknown

Race/Culture: Tauren

As the mists of dawn faded and the Age of Memory advanced, the demigod, Cenarius, went his own way through the fields of the world. The Shu’halo were sorrowful at his passing and forgot much of the druidism he had taught them. As the generations passed, they forgot how to speak with the trees and the wild things of the land. The dark whispers from the deeps of the world drifted up to their ears once again.

Though the children of the earth closed out the evil whisperings (sic), a terrible curse befell their roaming tribes. Out of the black lands of the west came a horde of murderous creatures - the centaur. Cannibals and ravagers, the centaur fell upon the Shu’halo like a plague. Though the braves and hunters fought with the Earthmother’s blessing in their hearts, the centaur could not be defeated.

The Shu’halo were forced to leave their ancestral holdings behind, and roam the endless plains as nomads forever after. It was held that one day hope would return - and the scattered tribes of the Shu’halo would find a new home under the loving arms of the Earthmother.

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Title: The Trade-Princess and the Pea

Author: Goblin Fairytales
(OOC a personal word-to-word re-write of princess and the pea, Hans Andersen version, to add flavour to some story-telling scenarios!)

Race/Culture: Goblin

Once upon a time there was a trade prince, and he wanted to marry a trade princess, only she had to be a real trade princess, not the phoney self-proclaimed ones that took advantage of Kezan’s crazy population and limitless inhabitants. So, he travelled all over the West side of Kezan looking for one. But every time there was something the matter: trade princesses there were plenty, but whether they were real trade princesses or not, he could never really make out, there was always something not quite real about them. So, he came home again and was so very sad, because he did so want a real trade princess.

Now, one night there was a terrible storm. It thundered and lightened, and the rain poured down – it was frightful! All at once there was a knock at the palace gate, and the trade prince’s old father went out to open it.

There, standing outside, was a girl. But dear me, what a sight she looked, in the wind and the rain. The water was running down her hair and her clothes, and it was running in at the toes of her shoes and out again at the heels. And then she said she was a real trade princess.

“We’ll see about that!” thought the trade prince’s old mother. But she didn’t say anything; she went into the bedroom, took off all the bed-clothes, and put a copper coin in the bottom of the bed. Then she took twenty mattresses and put them on top of the coin, and then again twenty goose-beds on top of the mattresses.

That was to be the trade princess’s bed for the night.

In the morning they asked her how she had slept.

“Dreadfully!” said the trade princess. “I hardly got a wink of sleep all night. Goodness knows what can have been in the bed! There was something poor in it, and now I’m just black and blue all over. It’s really dreadful!”

So now they were able to see that she was a real trade princess, because she had felt the copper coin right through the twenty mattresses and the twenty goose-beds. Only a real trade princess could be so tender as that.

So, the trade prince took her for his wife, now he knew he had a real trade princess. And the copper coin was placed in the Kezan museum, where it may still be seen – if nobody has stolen it!

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Title: The Worg and the Clefthoof

Author: Unknown; old folk tale

Race/Culture: Orc (Original Timeline)

The worg woke from his slumber with a mighty yawn. There were but a few months in which Frostfire wasn’t under constant blizzard bombardment, and this was when worgs and garn would hunt - to fatten up for the winter.

But this worg thought himself both smart and picky.

He did not feast on frostboars, their hides too leathery.

He did not feast on the ogres, their numbers too many to hunt - and the same for those blasted orcs!

No - the worg wanted for clefthoof blood, for it would be filling, and keep him sated for the winter. But he could not topple a clefthoof alone, he knew, and he did not want to share his prey with a pack.

An idea came to the worg. What if he waited, for the young clefthoof bulls to finish one of their earth-rumbling one-on-one battle of an adulthood rite? Clever, he thought to himself.

When the time came, he lied patiently in wait. And when a weaker bull was toppled, he leapt out of hiding, biting into the weakened beast’s throat for a quick kill.

What the worg had not prepared for, however, was the clefthoof’s furious opponent - still standing tall and now fuelled by the death of his kin. He charged the worg, and gored him where he stood, before he’d even swallowed his first bite.

The morale of the story is simple, little pups. We must work, for our rewards. Nothing is free, and everything is an exchange. Now go play, Garad is about to call the hunt…

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Yay! This is both an excellent initiative (my inner folklorist is doing so many happy dances right now) and an excuse to write a number of terrible aggressively pro-Sin’dorei tales the Starglows could have told Iolanthe. Thank you! :hearts:

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Title: Of Clever Jani and Reliable Kimbul
Author: Unknown
Culture/Race: Zandalari

One fine morning, the loa of secrets Jani, bragged to the great hunter Kimbul, mocking the tiger for being predictable, uncreative. Boring.

“I be havin’ a whole pile of tricks,” he said, “to escape and trick poormon and richmon alike! More than you, I bet!”

“I have only one,” said Reliable Kimbul. “But I hunt with grace, and I hunt with consistency. I have no need for your pile of tricks, scavenger!”

In the distance, they heard the cry of a pack of raptors and hunters coming towards them. Clever Jani’s eyes flashed. “Why don’t we put this to the test, o reliable Kimbul? Escape their spears and their saurid! You with your one trick, and I with my many!”

The King of Cats agreed, turning into a much smaller cat, and leaps into the brush, fading into the forest.

“This is my plan,” said he. “What are you going to do, o Clever Jani?”

The saurid thought first of one way, then of another, and while he was debating, running to and fro, the hunters came nearer and nearer, and at last Clever Jani, in his confusion and indecisiveness was caught!

The Lord of Beasts looked on with a chuckle. “Better one safe way than a hundred on, silly saurid.”

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Title: The Dullahane Tale
Author: Unknown
Culture/Race: Gilnean

Deep inside the twisted, sinister forest known as the Blackwald laid a small farmstead, held by the persevering Dullahan family who had toiled over the farm for generations. The brown soil was shallow, often saturated with rain water, making drainage a perpetual challenge to survive. Throughout the years the tenacious rainfall that was a characteristic of the Gilnean climate began to fall heavier each year, which forced the overworked Dullahan’s to focus more on draining the soil by digging trenches to funnel the water away from what little crops they could grow rather than tend to their middling crops.

One day, Hyman Dullahan, a father of four threw his spade into the dirt as dug yet another trench to salvage this year’s yield. He approached his wife and told her that he was fed up with this meagre existence and that he would search the Blackwald for one of the Harvest Witches which would be sure to help them with their drainage problem the had plagued them for years. His wife clutched at his elbow, pulling him back begging him not to go, the Blackwald held all sorts of dangers and it was getting dark. Wrestling his arm free, he grabbed his coat and slammed the door behind him, certain this was the only way he could provide for his family.

The winds picked up, causing the trees themselves to howl, hurling the derelict, crimson leaves that littered the ground up into the air, almost as if the Blackwald detected Hyman’s presence. Hyman pulled the collar of his coat up as he hugged himself for warmth, glaring left and right as leaves swirl around him. Hyman would not be deterred my paltry leaves and continued through the forest until the winds died down and in its place was a clam and soothing voice, who sang in a foreign tongue. Hyman jumped on the spot, his eyes searching every facet of the Blackwald, but he spied no one. As he stood there dumbfounded, a white rabbit burst from the dark brush, darting in past him, stopping a few paces ahead, turning back to look him in the eyes, as if he was expected to follow. Hyman rubbed his hands against the cold and followed the rabbit who lead him away from the path and into the thicket, stopping every so often to let him catch up to the speedy creature. Eventually the thorny trees and bushes gave way to a clearing, where a small, thatched cottage lay next to a pond, where frogs, sat idle on lily pads and butterflies soar through the air. A hooded woman stood in the doorway, holding her hands out in front of her, smiling as the rabbit ran rings around her.

The lady welcomed Hyman into her home and confirmed that she was in fact a Harvest Witch and that she could indeed help him, but on one condition. From one of her pouches she produced four seeds which she claims came from the god of Regrowth and Life, Sirona. The witch explained how if Hyman planted one seed each year, his farm would produce plenty of food for his family, in return all she asked was a portion of the harvest to be left in a basket outside his home, an offering to her God, to show appreciation for her gift. Hyman agreed and couldn’t thank the woman enough who placed four large, green seeds into his hand and sent him on his way, back to his starving family.

The next day, Hyman plunged the seed deep into the saturated soil, and within a few hours a new plant and began to sprout, soaking up all the excess water in the soil, not only bearing crops itself but seemingly improved the yield of the existing crops also. The Dullahan’s were overjoyed and for the first winter in years they slept with full stomachs. As promised, Hyman left his offering outside as Spring was about to fall, the next day both the basket and the food within were gone.

The coming year Hyman continued to nurture his field, planting plenty of wheat and corn to sustain them, leaving room for his special seeds to grow. However his wife complained about a great many things and wondered why they didn’t sell a portion of their crop to the market, such was their excess last year, they could used the coin and they wouldn’t know when they would be in dire straits again. With in mind Hyman figured he would plant two seeds and simply double his offering to the god Sirona, which would still leave him with enough to eat and to sell to the market. As the rain began to plummet into the shallow soil, Hyman plunged not one, but two seeds into the soil, expecting them to uplift his entire field and grant him another healthy harvest.

However this was not the case, instead the opposite occurred. With not enough water in the soil to sustain two of these seeds, the soil dried up, killing the rest of the field and leaving the two seeds with a meagre yield for the coming winter. Distraught, Hyman kept the crops for himself, offering none to Sirona and in the coming Spring he left his farmstead to fetch some water from the nearby river. As Hyman walked down towards the river, the winds picked up once more, Hyman took no notice and marched on, until a thorned tree branch swung down and caught him in the throat, cutting deep into the flesh. Hyman instantly clutched the branch which caused his own hands to bleed before choking on his own blood. Falling forwards and putting his full body weight on the tree, the branch managed to hold, cutting through his neck, decapitating him.

Hyman’s wife was hysterical, burying her husband in the same soil that sustained them for years. She soon left the barren farmstead, disappearing with her children, never to be seen in the Blackwald again.

The next year, as the leaves grew brown and fell from the trees, as the cycle of life and death turned, dark rumours spread across the kingdom. People spoke of a headless, dark rider stalking the roads, killing anyone whom he gazes upon. It was said if the this dark rider spoke your name, you would drop dead on the spot. A reaper of souls, his head grinned from ear to ear, which he held in his lap, his flesh green and rotting, he was known only as the Dullahane. Dullahane’s origin was shrouded in mystery, some speculated that it was a curse of the Goddess Sirona, others thought that he was some God of Death, here on Azeroth to take the wicked away, forever.

Regardless the tale of the Dullahane marching through the night was used to keep rebellious children in their beds or to stray them from bad behaviour.

Inspirations.
h ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dullahan
h ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirona

OOC Note.
A lengthy tale, I decided to give you the entire tale here, however if you decide to tell it IC, your character can make up their own theory or not remember all the details of the Dullahane, Enjoy!

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(the following is a song telling a tale, if it’s not fitting I don’t mind just writing it out as a story)

Title: Dreek the Chopper

Author: A bard from Theramore that was enlisted as a soldier during the Third War

Culture/Race Night Elves/Orcs (about a overconfident wood-chopping peon that was one of the first to fall to the Nelves in Ashenvale)

Down in Ashenvale, near the elves’ village.
There’s the peon called, Dreek the Chopper
Chopping was his fame, making him wealthy
Caring not for trees, he blindly chops on

Never to be worried he never washes
He never cared about you, Dreek the Chopper
Chopping was his name, and making money
Isn’t scared for life or even the elves now

He’s a dirty orc, Dreek the Chopper
He’s a bloody orc, Dreek the Chopper
He’s a dirty orc, Dreek the Chopper
He’s a bloody orc, Dreek the Chopper

Now, a confident peon, he had decided
To honor his fame, Dreek the Chopper
Chopping woods of the ‘Vale, he couldn’t stop it
He wants to cut down, all the forest

The trees they hated, the druids made a promise
Give him a lesson, Dreek the Chopper
Chopping woods was his game, he couldn’t stop it
But as the tale goes, he’s beaten at his game

He’s a dirty orc, Dreek the Chopper
He’s a bloody orc, Dreek the Chopper
They are going to kill you, Dreek the Chopper
Strangle you with branches, Dreek the Chopper

(a warcraft take on the song ‘Nick the Chopper’ by Barış Manço)

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Title: The undying gnome
Author: Baron Morsteth Blightreek
Culture/Race: Gnomish folk tale, tales of Lordaeron / Gnomes

Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD023yeyKz0

The men that claim Lordaeron and struggle for it on the battlefield know the eldritch tale of the undying gnome “P. Flamecog”. Bested often times and seen dead before the forces of the Dark Lady, this accursed gnome returns to life whensoever its old body disintegrates. Then it returns, with an indescribable madness in its daemoniac eyes.

Its eyes… a reflection of the cosmic intrigues from the blasphemous, unspeakable lords of endless darkness.

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Title: The Legend of Lurkablo
Author: Stormwind Fishermen
Culture/Race: Stormwind

It is with hushed whispers the fishermen of Stormwind speak of the Lord of the Depths. His very name an eternal curse upon any angler foolish enough to speak it aloud: Lurkablo.

A description of the Lurkablo skin for Diablo in Heroes of the Storm, but it’s a good example of a local legend. Doesn’t mean it’s real, but superstition is very flexible!

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OOC note:* Well… This is my kind of thread! I hope no one will be troubled by my dwarven obsession! For starters, here goes a small ballad I made.
Title: Legend of the First Dwarf King.
Author: Kuz’gan Hammershine (Rewritten old dwarven folk legend)
Culture: Dwarves (All clans)

Listen, listen to the story of old,
When world was ruled by the strong and bold,
When the heroes challenged both death and life,
When the lands were sunk in an endless strife.

This song talks ’bout a mighty man.
Of dragons, giants and demons was bane.
His stature was hefty, his brawn of stone.
His skin was of earth, all soon to be gone.

Curse sought him, and brethren his.
Curse you couldn’t, break with a kiss…
Curse of flesh from older gods.
Curse to weaken the Earthen thoughts.

Dwarfs, Vrykul, and even Gnomes.
Forced to leave their ancient homes.
Brought to knees, their bodies soft.
Leaving their dens, going aloft.

Strong and mighty, they once have been,
World as mortals, they haven’t seen.
Prey to beings, they never met.
Even the smallest, now were a threat.

With bodies frail, their hearts filled fear.
They lost their hopes, they lost their dear.
But there was one who stood tall and strong.
A stone warrior, who fought bad and wrong.

He welcomed the curse, with open hands.
Tested himself, challenged the lands.
In the curse, he found strength.
His knowledge to others he lent.

Regions were harsh, brutal and deadly.
Many died, many weren’t ready.
Pierced, stung, crushed or bitten.
For months some haven’t eaten.

Life was bad, for Earthen race.
Hard it was, to find -the- place.
Bottomless pits, or burning earth.
Tested the mighty, tested the worth.

Looking for lands scarce and wide.
Looking for lands that could provide.
Mountains of Khaz, that was the name.
That was the place, that home became.

The great dwarf, did not wait.
He searched the lands, titans create.
Ground was snow, caverns were deep.
Gold or silver, of everything heap.

He brought his people to lands of cold.
Named the riches they did hold.
Carved city into the stone.
Refuge to those, who lost their home.

He named the city Ironforge.
Ruled the lands from hills to Gorge.
The Dwarf was just, long was his rein.
He was the first King and the Thane.

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Title: The Duskwood Marbles

Author: The people of Duskwood

Culture/Race: Stormwind

Already a known as a land for the mysterious, supernatural and outright dangerous goings on, one of Duskwood’s most bizarre occurrences sounds too fanciful to believe at first, even for the land marred with undead, worgen and other nasty entities over the years.

There are unsettling stories and eyewitness accounts of strange statues dotted apparently at random around the groves and forests of Duskwood. The origin of the statues are completely unknown, but they have been reported in the area for many years sporadically. They are ornately carved, humanoid in shape with a variety of facial expressions ranging from sombre and dejected to monstrous and demonic.

The statues have garnered a reputation for bad luck and being a sign of ill-omen if one lays eyes on the sculptures. There have been tales of grave misfortune for those who have been unlucky enough to gaze upon one. To make matters worse, the statues appear to move around the woodland seemingly unassisted by anyone’s aid as no one has been sighted lifting and moving the statues around the land. One particular figure was found to have moved from Raven Hill cemetery all the way to the hills above Darkshire.

Adding to the ominous nature of these marble effigies are a spate of unrelated disappearances and deaths in locations where the statues have been previously noted down. Gruesome murders appear to have been conducted, perhaps as sacrifices, at the locations of the statues. Each time however the statue is no longer present with only the mutilated remains of the victim nearby.

There are those who do not claim the statues even exist, that these tales are merely fabrication to cover the unsavoury activities of serial killers and monsters. However there are those who will warn travellers straying into Duskwood, to beware the undulating sounds that indicate the statues are close…

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(wanted to add to your addition, I couldn’t resist!)

The kingdom of Stormwind, named after the blistering gales that kiss the Elwynn coast that greeted the First Men of Arathi, also gives its people plentiful fish, to which the kingdom made its riches from.

In its early days, men waded into the open seas to catch fish, praying to the gales for a bountiful catch that day. To which the sea provided.

However, one day its men weighed their nets, and fished further into the depths, where the winds bellowed, warning them to stay back. Ever vigilant, the men refused.

Then the winds calmed, far too quickly. One by one, their boats sank, the fishermen drowned with no trace, not so much a sound. One young man rowed to shore as fast as he could, a firefly floating behind him, thrumming lowly. As he reached the shallows, the thrumming exploded into a loud roar as the seas beneath him rose.

Two great fins like demon’s wings rising, the firefly was flanked by two staring orbs of green. A mass of scale and muscle stood behind it, a thousand teeth staring back from within its maw.

With one swift swing, the beast clawed away at the fisherman’s boat, flinging the caught fish back into the sea, until the boat was nothing but splinters. Staring back, the beast huffed at the man, and silently waded back to the depths.

The next day, bodies of the other fishermen washed ashore, their hands and legs bitten off, with a creature of a thousand teeth.

From that day, the fishermen of Stormwind knew better than to take more than their share from the seas, and to heed the call of its winds. For when the seas calm, and a lone firefly flits across the water’s edge, the Lord of the Depths is sure to follow.

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OOC Note: Yet another ballad, which I think is a fitting representation of folklore, which can survive for long in form of songs or poems, if its shared throughout generations by say only. This one is amidst the newer ones, but even so I think it deserves its place here, as dwarves are sturdy and hard-headed, they don’t forget, and when truly wronged, its hard to attain their pardon.

Title: Dwarven Stand (Second War)
Author: Kuz’gan Hammershine (Made by recount of various witnesses of these times)
Race: Bronzebeard Dwarves

Hey ho, Hey ho, sounds through the hills of snow.
Hey ho, Hey ho, echoes through the halls of stone.
Hey ho, Hey ho, passes dwarven country.
Hey ho, Hey ho, sung when ovens be sultry.

“Come my brothers, come my brethren.
Our dearest home faces danger again.
Horde of savages, marches on borders.
That cruel orcs, that cruel hoarders!”

“Blast the furnace, light the fires!
Tell the army, tell the criers.
Coming are foes, to bring our doom.
Coming are orcs, coming are soon!”

Furnaces roared and pyres burnt.
Soldier rallied, criers were blunt.
Green folk came, to dwarven lands.
Against them, dwarves joined hands.

Smiths smote, forges were hot.
For nights worked, the dwarven lot.
Blades were sharpened, hilts were set.
Steel was cooled with dwarven sweat.

After days the orcs came claim.
Mountains veiled, in smoke of flame.
Dwarves, even gnomes, clashed the foes.
So charged the orcs, the dwarven rows.

Battled the Earth the swarm of Green.
But foe like that, they never seen.
Snowy plains were painted red.
Back to Forge dwarfs have fled.

Came the greens to knock on gates.
Pummeling, putting in their weights.
The doors stood still, not moved an inch.
Orcs unable, to find single breach.

Many days passed for Forge folk.
Suffered children, suffered old.
Many weeks passed, till help came sound.
In peril, dwarven lot they’ve found.

Poor was stay, in city of dwarves.
But coming of Alliance orc plans thwarts!
Attacked the lion, fought the orcs.
Both ignored, the dwarven force.

Suddenly! Rang the horns, the gates open up.
Dwarves charge out, and fight the lump.
Blue and Red, mixed in fray.
It came time, for orcs to pay.

Smashed skulls, maimed knees,
For dwarves still, but small fees!
Down the cliffs on backs of rams.
Hurried orcs from path of their exclaims!

“Come brazen orc, show whatchya got!
Come now green shank, meet our lot!”
“For Khaz Modan!”, the dwarves have roared.
And to air came ax, hammer and sword.

Mauled the hammers, cut the axes,
Pierced the swords and Horde collapses.
The green ran, far beyond hills.
The dwarven land now laughter fills:

Hey ho, Hey ho, Sounds through the hills of snow.
Hey ho, Hey ho, echoes through the halls of stone.
Hey ho, Hey ho, passes dwarven country.
Hey ho, Hey ho, sung when ovens be sultry.

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To all TLDR the answer will just be a vast amount of lewd and indecorous stories involving less than exemplary amount of clothing.

I’ve been considering trying to paraphrase philosophy and psychology material (not whole books) to fit wow narrative but never had a reason too kind of rediscover creativity but wasnt sure if it would be received well because it would be based on real life sources

Is this fine too? I was thinking of starting with Zarathustra cause that’s already do chockfull of general symbolism and some bits have very barely any content be edited to fit wow narrative

Its less actual story and myths tho

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That’s fine too, I can throw up a none fiction section if there’s need of it!

As for everyone else, thank you so much for the donations so far, I’ll get them listed when I’m not editing from my mobile!

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Lotta parody shanties I wrote while in Rotgarde, for the Rotgarde/Forsaken in general. Published in “The Tuneful Deathguard”, amongst others.

Title: All on The Plains of Lordaeron
Author: Benjamin Buckles
Race: Forsaken

https ://www.argentarchives .org/node/172550

Title: Men of The Glades
Author: Benjamin Buckles
Race: Forsaken

https ://www.argentarchives .org/node/172602

Title: This is for The Dark Lady
Author: Benjamin Buckles
Race: Forsaken

https ://www.argentarchives .org/node/181610

Title: Rotgarde on a Raft
Author: Benjamin Buckles
Race: Forsaken

https ://www.argentarchives .org/node/211907

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Do you mind if I copy the text over here as well as provide a link to your post above?