One of my absolute favourite folk songs. Took a little bit of research and a lot of editing for this one, but I think it works. Enjoy! =D
— Barrett’s Privateers —
Oh, the year was five hundred and seventy eight,
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
A letter of marque came from the King
To the scummiest vessel I’d ever seen.
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
Well, Elcid Barrett cried the town
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
For twenty brave men all fisherman who
Would make for him the Antelope’s crew
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
She had a list to the port and her sails in rags
And the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
On the King’s birthday we put to sea
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
We were ninety one days to Booty Bay
And pumping like madmen all the way
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
On the ninety sixth day we sailed again
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
When a bloody great galleon hove in sight
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight.
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
The galleon lay low down with gold
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
She was broad and fat and loose in stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days.
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
Then at length we stood two cables away
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din
But with one fat ball the galleon stove us in.
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
the Antelope shook and pitched on her side
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the Maintruck carried off both me legs.
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.
So here I lay in my twenty-third year
How I wish I was in Ratchet now!
It’s been six years since we sailed away
And I just made Stormwind yesterday.
Gods damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for riches untold.
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears.
Now I’m a broken man on a Stormwind Pier,
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.