This one’s an old classic, though this version is a little more bawdy than others. Required minimum changes. Enjoy!!
—Blow the Man Down—
I was as pissed as a parrot in Paradise Street
(Wey-hey, blow the man down!)
When a mingin’ old strumpet I chanced for to meet
(Gimme some time to blow the man down!)
She had hair like a scarecrow and a rollin’ glass eye
(Wey-hey, blow the man down!)
And I fell for her charms as she hobbled on by
(Gimme some time to blow the man down!)
(Chorus)
Blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down
Wey-hey, blow the man down!
Blow him right back into Boralus town
Gimme some time to blow the man down!
Her top sails were flapping, hеr rigging ran free
(Wey-hey, blow the man down!)
And shе clued up her corset and winked right at me
(Gimme some time to blow the man down!)
She was steamy and beamy and broad in the bow
(Wey-hey, blow the man down!)
‘Get your coat, boy, you’ve pulled, and come home with me now’
(Gimme some time to blow the man down!)
(Repeat Chorus)
Well I slapped and tickled, she giggled and swooned
(Wey-hey, blow the man down!)
And all the night long we canoodled and spooned
(Gimme some time to blow the man down!)
Yes, all the night long, won’t you give me a clap?
(Wey-hey, blow the man down!)
And that’s just what she give me, and I ain’t goin’ back
(Gimme some time to blow the man down!)
(Repeat chorus x2)