Here’s a drinking song about being a soldier of the Alliance. Very dark-but-humorous song. Took quite a bit of editing this one. Enjoy!
— The Young, Foolish Soldier —
When the half-made recruity goes out to the East
He acts like a babe and he drinks like a beast,
And he wonders because he is frequent deceased
Here he’s fit for to serve as a soldier.
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
Now all you recruities what’s drafted to-day,
You shut up your rag-box and hark to my lay,
And I’ll sing you a soldier as far as I may:
A soldier what’s fit for a soldier.
Fit, fit, fit for a soldier ,
Fit, fit, fit for a soldier ,
Fit, fit, fit for a soldier ,
A so-oldier of the King!
First mind you steer clear of the grog-sellers’ huts,
For they sell you Fixed Bayonets that rots out your guts –
Aye, drink that would eat the live steel from your butts –
And it’s bad for the young foolish soldier.
Bad, bad, bad for the soldier,
Bad, bad, bad for the soldier,
Bad, bad, bad for the soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
When the cholera comes – as it will past a doubt –
Keep out of the wet and don’t go on the shout,
For the sickness gets in as the liquor dies out,
And it crumples the young foolish soldier.
Crum-, crum-, crumples the soldier,
Crum-, crum-, crumples the soldier,
Crum-, crum-, crumples the soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
But the worst of your foes is the sun overhead:
You must wear your helmet for all that is said:
If he finds you uncovered he’ll knock you down dead,
And you’ll die like a fool of a soldier.
Fool, fool, fool of a soldier,
Fool, fool, fool of a soldier,
Fool, fool, fool of a soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
If you’re cast for fatigue by a sergeant unkind,
Don’t grouse like a woman nor crack on nor blind;
Be handy and civil, and then you will find
That it’s beer for the young clever soldier.
Beer, beer, beer for the soldier,
Beer, beer, beer for the soldier,
Beer, beer, beer for the soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
Now, if you must marry, take care she is old –
A troop-sergeant’s widow’s the nicest I’m told,
For beauty won’t help if your rations is cold,
Nor love ain’t enough for a soldier.
Enough, enough, enough for a soldier,
Enough, enough, enough for a soldier,
Enough, enough, enough for a soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
If the wife should go wrong with a comrade, be loath
To shoot when you catch them – you’ll swing, on my oath! –
Make him take her and keep her: that’s Hell for them both,
And you’re shut of the curse of a soldier.
Curse, curse, curse of a soldier,
Curse, curse, curse of a soldier,
Curse, curse, curse of a soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
When first under fire and you’re wishful to duck,
Don’t look nor take heed at the man that is struck,
Be thankful you’re living, and trust to your luck
And march to your front like a soldier.
Front, front, front like a soldier,
Front, front, front like a soldier,
Front, front, front like a soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
When half of your bullets fly wide in the ditch,
Don’t call your rifle a cross-eyed old !@#$%;
She’s human as you are – you treat her as sich,
And she’ll fight for the young brave soldier.
Fight, fight, fight for the soldier,
Fight, fight, fight for the soldier,
Fight, fight, fight for the soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
When shaking their bustles like ladies so fine,
The guns of the enemy wheel into line,
Shoot low at the limbers and don’t mind the shine,
For noise never startles the soldier.
Start-, start-, startles the soldier,
Start-, start-, startles the soldier,
Start-, start-, startles the soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
If your officer’s dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it’s ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
And wait for supports like a soldier.
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier,
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier,
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier,
A so-oldier of the King!
When you’re wounded and left on the desolate plains,
And the enemy come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An’ go to the Light like a soldier.
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier of the King!
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier of the King!