Whaaaaaat’s going on in here? I’m bored.
Wait a minute, when did Niv become a gurl?
Guess the barber snipped more then just the hair 
I just felt a sudden urge to cross my legs.
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Don’t be such a baby.
It’s over before you know it.
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You can put the shears away, it just retreated into my body on its own.
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Maybe that explains the new food we’re getting with Shadowlands.
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I’d like to report a hate crime
yes?
Oh hell nawh! Kyrel the Corrupted will not take my report seriously. I need someone impartial
I wanted to type something in Russian but my ruskie dota friends taught me only coc breaking phrases
I don’t speak Russian anyways - the character originated from an attempt of mine to estabilish diplomatic relationships with the RU forums by using Google Translate: 
Maybe that qualifies you as a barber.
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Also I hosted a debate on the topic of nivmie getting unbanned which ended with a vote and 100% found me not guilty.
I was the only participant but I think it proves I was clearly a victim of a flawed system. I think compensation in a form of 7000000 gold donation to Nivmies bmah addiction organization is a fair request.
Best I can do is 3 copper
How about some more spider legs and bananas?
is that what Draenei eat? 
Yes please!