Guide: How to care for your pet warlock

  1. Say thank you when he gives you a healthstone. - Don’t demand a healthstone, politely ask.

  2. Heal him when he life taps = For the amount of ONE HEAL (other healers are overreacting) you can help him replenish his mana+health in no time.

  3. Stop moaning about how unfair our ‘free mount’ is - Our spells and pet abilities cost LOADS and I mean LOADS, so you basically have no money anyway.

  4. Respect orc and gnome warlocks. Hate and kill human and undead warlocks on site.

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Im yet to see one :thinking:

Respect them for what? Being able to stomach playing the two ugly races for locks?
I rather kill and hate them for having such poor taste.

One of my best friends is a male human warlock.

He is always in tank group with me in raids, and spams /joke til he gets that damn LOTR joke that goes on forever, then he laughs at me evilly. He had a game where he tried to get it as many times as possible during one MC. It was torture.

Only true masochists play warlock. Much respect little gnome, and may I have a summon?

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