No thanks, the only females I ever simp for are blood elf females.
Gold-digger alert. 
Could this be our song? 
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Role Vulpera…at least you get petted once in a while.
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You are Jordan B Peterson and I claim my C$5!
You must challenge their current boyfriend to Mak’gora.
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might aswell stare on something nice while you’re playing.
Lot of catfish on these forums too haha…
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Getting a girlfriend isn’t a really complex thing to do there are multiple ways to get them :-
The Mailbox Girlfriend
Step 1. Farm gold
Step 2. Go to mailbox
Step 3. Pay 100g per hour for girlfriend to accompany you
Step 4. Farm gold with her
The Auction House Girlfriend
Step 1. Find an AH goblin
Step 2. Farm an easily farmable material they’re manipulating
Step 3. Undercut them until they are super annoyed
Step 4. Tell them you’ll stop if they become your girlfriend
The ZugZug Girlfriend
Step 1. Find Peon RPer on Argendawn
Step 2. Give them some gray shoes
Step 3. Promise them more gifts if they become girlfriend
The Bloodelf girlfriend
Step 1. Treat a random blood elf female with a meme name as a girl
Step 2. Ask them to be your girlfriend
Step 3. Play dumb and never get into discord with them
The 1337 Girlfriend
Step 1. Queue LFR
Step 2. Whisper the person raging hard in /i and tell them how awesome they are
Step 3. Ask them for guidance, play innocent and dumb
Step 4. Become their Girlfriend
The real Girlfriend
Step 1. Press alt + f4
Step 2. Go out and socialize
Step 3. Find someone you like
Step 4. Tell them you like them
Step 5. If they didn’t like you back repeat steps 2-4
The always there Girlfriend
Step 1. Look at your dominant side
Step 2. Realize you always had the best Girlfriend right there
The Fortune tied Girlfriend
Step 1. Find someone like you
Step 2. Ask them to be your Girlfriend
Step 3. Become their Girlfriend too for mutual benefits
The RNG girlfriend
Step 1. Press alt + f4
Step 2. Run outside
Step 3. yell : looking for girlfriend
Step 4. if no body steps up, go to another place and repeat step 3.
The Material Girlfriend
Step 1. Go to anime shop
Step 2. buy body pillow
Step 3. make it your girlfriend
The Omegle Girlfriend
Step 1. Go to omegle
Step 2. Chat with a stranger
Step 3. See if you click
The Bathroom Girlfriend
Step 1. Wait until 2:00 AM
Step 2. Go to a haunted house
Step 3. Go to the bathroom
Step 4. Ask the ghost to be your girlfriend
The horror movie Girlfriend
Step 1. Meet some annoying teenagers
Step 2. Go on a trip to the woods with said annoying teenagers
Step 3. Get hunted by a serial killer
Step 4. Help the serial killer
Step 5. Ask the serial killer to become your girlfriend
Note : Yes, I woke up midway through my sleep and not feeling sleepy anymore and bored so 
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Idd, staying awake until my sleep time today is going to be tough :<
You made my day xD
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That was brilliant xD
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