How undead monk possible?

i thought monks work with chi. as far as i know, dead/undead beings dont have a life-energy in them.

It’s a clear indication monks are a fraud and just spirit mages who do gymnastics in their free time

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Undead are pretty chill

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Because they are not as greedy as goblins or as… unbalanced as worgen.

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you can still Kill a Undead

Which would indicate they do have Life - energy… as if they were Dead but stil moving they’d also be immortal :stuck_out_tongue:

The undead are beings in mythology, legend, or fiction that are deceased but behave as if they were alive. A common example of an undead being is a corpse reanimated by supernatural forces, by the application of either the deceased’s own life force or that of another being (such as a demon).

Thats why they’re called ā€œundeadā€ and not ā€œthe Deadā€. because they can still Actually Die for real.

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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what ?!?!?!

The fifth Element of Azeroth has been literally eaten by Azeroth herself.

It is in all of us in the manifestation that we call: Chi.

Everyone has it, just depends who can use it.

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FRAUD ?!?! HOW DARE YOU ?!?!?
careful before i go super saiyan on you !!

*spirit mages are shamans…

Careful not to transform into a fart .

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well if something can be 100% Dead and Still move, u cant Kill something thats already dead if u honestly think about it yet the Undead do infact actually die.

thje Undead are effectively living dead. Which means they do have Some form of a Life Force keeping them awake. Its just been put in them via a form of Necromancy and not of natural creation. it doesnt change its actual purpose though.

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charge…
I need more parts for my Patchwerk project

but shamans are intellectuals, monks are fighting with their bare hands, like silly brutes…

no we’re not. we fight with our chi. every strike is guided by chi, even the most basic ones.

you use energy and some apchi, but not mana or your brain.
So basically you are down here with us platers, but still haven’t learned to draw a sword from your back…

Meaning monks are a fraud to begin with, undead monks are just playing along, but at least they don’t have a brain to remember they have weapons.

what’s your excuse?

mistweaver use mana.
and you want to tell me that stuff like touch of death doesnt require brain to learn? plizzzz
and yes, we use swords, but its not our weapon of choice. usually. our signature weapons are fist weapons, poles and staves.

I wouldn’t mind if I could keep fighting when the health bar reaches 0 tbh :smile:

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i wouldnt, do you really wont to be completely broken but still ā€˜alive’ ? think about it, your only weapon left is teeth because your neck is gone. but you are still ā€˜alive’.

and undead holy priests use holy magic, but undead priests are explained as shadow priests in role mostly. to avoid being too contradictive.
so the same way undead monks are windwaker bonestorm brutes

it requires you to repeat some moves after an old sweaty monk who reeks of beer and depression

Perfect for Goldshire i see where your life force comes from :wink:

oh god… thats… not gonna even comment about it…
dude, you need to see a proffesional.

Good one :rofl: :joy:

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I dont judge your choice of signature weapons, dw
whatever helps you deal with your brewing addiction and depression :wink: