…we eat with spoons and forks, we love to eat our pork.
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That’s right, we don’t eat veal(in public)
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Wise words.
Y’all know how to use cutlery?
(X) Doubt
they think they do, it’s more like a shovel and a pitchfork…and it’s not so much pork as the whole pig.
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Irrelevant. We know hot to use fire. Burn it!
It’s not easy being green.
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They are just jealous.
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We aren’t green with envy at least.
And I’m just an elf, sitting on the shelf.
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don’t be so hard on yourself.
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Could be worse - a dwarf sits in the garden even when the rain or snow falls.
right with the gnomes. :3
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Well, they are kind of relatives…
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Maybe it’s just me but i can’t stand the idea of having that lil creepy bastard on my garden.
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they’re fun to steal when you’re a drunk teenager( or adult when i think about it).
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I always thought that the fun was stealing the hat of a constable.(and the fine was 5 puunds)
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just give a gnome to a police officer and say ‘‘Here, i found this’’ and walk away.
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If you can. I bet the police officer would want to play puntagnome.
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if you punt one of those chalk gnomes they pretty much detonate on impact with your foot.
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