It's the Weekend! [Thread] šŸ’ƒ

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1475

Update:
They did not like my weekend honks :<

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1476

Something like this from yesterday is my breakfast:

Enjoy

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1477

Itā€™s hard being the Frizzle.

Dunno man. Taking all that time to pick away the jalapeƱos diminishes the experience.

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Boring tasteless food is that way ā€”>

1479

Not sure which is worse, jalapeƱos or Ikea :thinking:

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1480

Both are awful.

But at least IKEA goes fast if you just go there and get what youā€™re there for and yeet the hek outta here.

Regards, a Swede.

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1481

Ikea goes fast?
Iā€™ve been to Ikea with a few females. I rather get tortured than go through those 2-3 hours of Ikea ā€œfunā€.

I still have nightmares about it

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Itā€™s possible to get out fast? :scream:They build the things like a maze so youā€™re stuck in there for a while. They even put a restaurant with horrible food in the middle so people donā€™t starve before finding their way out of the maze. That said, Iā€™ve only been to 2 different Ikeas, so maybe they donā€™t all share that design philosophy.

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1483

My arteries went clang just by looking at that picture :laughing:

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There are less fatty/ā€œhealthierā€ versions too :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Stay safe

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1485

Yes.

Just go there alone, and donā€™t bring your lady with you.

Well, with meā€¦ I ignore everything that Iā€™m not there for. Besides, next time Iā€™ll get will be a bigger shelf, and Iā€™m gonna order it for home delivery. Wonā€™t even need to go there!

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1486

At least with clothes shopping you can make it end by using a strategic lie like ā€œYeah thatā€™s great, but it looks too expensive.ā€ or ā€œNo thatā€™s awful, pick anything but that one.ā€

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This. So much this.
I went one time with my gf, her cousin and their friend.
A male clown with 3 females. I honestly prayed to God that day

1488

Which one? All of them?

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1489

The first one to get me out of Ikea :rofl:

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1490

Probably Bwonsamdi or one of the other troll gods :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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1491

Iā€™ll ask my Norse gods to git me da hel outta dere, yo.

I only sometimes go with my mom - and thank the All-Father she doesnt enjoy being there either.

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1492

Heresy!..Fetch pitchforks.

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1493

My granny (rest her soul) was an absolute Ikea boss
She had a list, knew the place inside and out and never took more than 30min

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Just take Juan.