"You're probally going to laugh but... I like the peace in Jade forest, the welcoming locals, the helpful gestures...
.. that and nobody points at your horns and screams that you're a monster... it also helps that I know someone who lives there~"
question: Thinking back to your childhood, from where you're born and got raised. The things you aspired to become and do as an adult.. Have you done any of it? and if not, why not?
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"I wanted to be an author... when the Scourge ran over my homeland and murdered my family... that put an end to that."
Question: If you could choose a race that isn't yours to bed... which one would you have? Presuming it is an attractive member of the opposite gender of course.
Question: If you could choose a race that isn't yours to bed... which one would you have? Presuming it is an attractive member of the opposite gender of course.
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"Naturally this is the question they ask me. Naturally, I who would scoff at the very idea- but very well, i shall answer this question. I suppose the answer would be the Kaldorei. They may be half-troll troglodytes, but atleast they respect nature."
Question:
What is your favourite meal? When was the last time you had it? Do you have good memories attached to it?
Question:
What is your favourite meal? When was the last time you had it? Do you have good memories attached to it?
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Fish. Few month back, an' nah. It o' fish, why da 'ell woul' I'n I 'ave dreams 'bout o' fish.
Big fish.
Tasteh.
Question: what's your view on the current faction leaders and why? If neutral, why so?
Big fish.
Tasteh.
Question: what's your view on the current faction leaders and why? If neutral, why so?
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"Lets see Sylvanas Windrunner, I've met her couple of times , and her dark rangers. simply put I don't trust her but she is Warchief now, if she stands for the Horde, I will stand with her. if she doesn't well <sharpens his elemental axes> were's Garrosh now.
On the boy king huh let him and his alliance scurry about. it does not matter any enemy of the Horde will be laid to waste."
Question:
After the defeat of the legion what will you do, where will you go, and who will you see?
On the boy king huh let him and his alliance scurry about. it does not matter any enemy of the Horde will be laid to waste."
Question:
After the defeat of the legion what will you do, where will you go, and who will you see?
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"Yes. Two, actually. I always wear the necklace my adoptive mother made for me, as she saved my life as a child. I also always wear the crest ring of the family I was born into in remembrance for those I have lost."
Question: If you could forgive one race in the opposing faction, which would you choose and why would you choose them?
Question: If you could forgive one race in the opposing faction, which would you choose and why would you choose them?
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"Pandaren, obvious pick for me. Because they are still our people, family, friends and loved ones, driven apart by a silly war..... After them I'd pick dwarves, because they look like a lot of fun."
Question: A rogue has poisoned you and you are about to fall unconcious, you have the opportunity to either kill the rogue or call for help, but not both. Which do you do?
If you somehow pick both, you fail the interview. *Cracks knuckles*
Question: A rogue has poisoned you and you are about to fall unconcious, you have the opportunity to either kill the rogue or call for help, but not both. Which do you do?
If you somehow pick both, you fail the interview. *Cracks knuckles*
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''Killing the rogue would be my death sentence. Revenge is a primitive and destructive emotion. Yep, I would definitely call for help.''
Question: If you died today, what would your greatest achievement be?
Question: If you died today, what would your greatest achievement be?
"Livin' dis long."
Question: Who would you rather fight along side, A Demon Hunter or A Death Knight?
Question: Who would you rather fight along side, A Demon Hunter or A Death Knight?
Death knight. Duh.
Question: Would you rather kiss a gnome or kill it? Spoilers: If you kiss it, I kill you. <3
Question: Would you rather kiss a gnome or kill it? Spoilers: If you kiss it, I kill you. <3
"What kind of absurd question is that? I have no intent to waste my time answering such nonesense. How about I ask you one instead. Do you have any qualification to be an interviewer?"
Interviewer's question: What did you want to be when you grew up?
Interviewer's question: What did you want to be when you grew up?
"Why does everybody hate gnomes so much? We didn't start any wars with your people, we are just allies! Blame someone else you dumb hunk of rotting beef!"
"If I kill you first, I can kiss all the gnomes I want!"
"Drat, Beat by an elf! Hello miss elf, I agree, his question is absurd! In any case, I was always short, even for a gnome, so I wanted to be a hero, a brave and mighty warrior. I'm now six inches taller than your average gnome, and carry two big axes with me into battle. Gnome haters Beware!"
Question: Uruk has been killed by an army of gnomes. But that's irrelevant to the question. What is your favourite city belonging to the opposite faction? If we ever had peace, which one would you live in?
"If I kill you first, I can kiss all the gnomes I want!"
"Drat, Beat by an elf! Hello miss elf, I agree, his question is absurd! In any case, I was always short, even for a gnome, so I wanted to be a hero, a brave and mighty warrior. I'm now six inches taller than your average gnome, and carry two big axes with me into battle. Gnome haters Beware!"
Question: Uruk has been killed by an army of gnomes. But that's irrelevant to the question. What is your favourite city belonging to the opposite faction? If we ever had peace, which one would you live in?
09/12/2017 17:05Posted by GearstompWhat is your favourite city belonging to the opposite faction? If we ever had peace, which one would you live in?
"Hmm, now that is a devilishly tricky question, I have spent time in some of them in...different times and different alliances. Once had a very embarrassing experience in Ironforge, I was part of the escort party for an ambassador, and my dwarven wasn't so great. I -meant- to say "This bread is delicious, may I have some more of it?" What I actually said due to my translation error was "I have fallen in love with this bread, I wish to marry it and have children with it" Ahh, gentler times to be certain. I think, if I had to plump for one, as someone who spends so much time in the skies, I think I would find the elevated nature of Darnassus to be to my liking. Ironforge, whilst it has its charms, was just too enclosed for my liking, so yes, devils take it, I'll say Darnassus".
"Now, my question, hmm, lets make it a challenging one. Picture the scenario, you are an elf of principals, or whatever race, but you are a person who values honour highly. You are very loyal to your faction, and respect the chain of command. You respect an honourable foe, and do not allow your unit to mistreat prisoners who surrender or are captured. There is a skirmish between Horde and Alliance. A prisoner is taken by your unit, this foe is an honourable one, with a history for treating prisoners of your people fairly. You are ordered by a superior who has authority over you, to execute the prisoner out of hand. To refuse would be damaging to your career, and may even lead to accusations of collaborating with the enemy, to accept would be to violate your deeply held beliefs.
The question is. What do you do?
This has actually occurred to me in the past, and I defied the order, and ordered my Elves to get the prisoner to safety, and hand him back to the Alliance, I then presented myself for arrest for disobeying an order.
But what would -You- do?"
(The question is meant to be asked by the so called "interviewer" and not the character answering the previous question. Since speaking manners, accents etc can make the question unclear, unnecessary long, or tricky to read otherwise.)
Respect an' honour nah mattah, da mon be o' enemeh, da mon die. Da mon o' frien', da mon live. If ja honour still mattah aftah o' war, den ja nah been in o' war.
Question: Three men are in a pond drowning, none can swim. One is blind, one is deaf, one is mute. You can save only one, which? Why?
Question: Three men are in a pond drowning, none can swim. One is blind, one is deaf, one is mute. You can save only one, which? Why?
"Save None, Dey be Bwonsamdi's now, I 'ave nah righ' tah take from 'im."
Question: What is the Worsed conflict you've been in? What was it like?
Question: What is the Worsed conflict you've been in? What was it like?
"Well it was the fight between me and Hulna right before we broke up. she was arguing I don't spend enough time with her with the whole incident on alternate draenor that pretty much ended it<Sighs> do I regret it? No, the only reason I went was to protect her and I did my job. just wished she see it that way <reflects deeply> the love of my life and I ruined it..................."
Question:
Currently I'm living in Val'sharah with some druids their night elven, my question is how do I gain their trust? how do I fit in as a totally awesome orc?
Question:
Currently I'm living in Val'sharah with some druids their night elven, my question is how do I gain their trust? how do I fit in as a totally awesome orc?
"I thought this was an interview, not an advice column. You're coming to me with your problems because they involve Elves? Do I look tall and purple to you? Okay, fine, I'll give it a shot.
"Step one: Apologize sincerely for the offense you've already caused. Yes, you have. You just didn't realize it.
"Step two: Apologize again for the mess your people are making of nature. I know it doesn't seem fair when you personally didn't do it, but it will make you look humble and genuinely respectful of nature, which is something they like.
"Step three: Try to learn their ways and integrate. That's good general advice for anywhere you want to fit in, really. Keep your eyes and ears open. Pay attention to what they do and under what circumstances. Learn to mimic that, and if at all possible find a teacher.
"So there you have it. Easy, really. Just be less like you and more like them."
Question: "What's your favorite place to be, on any world, and why?"
"Step one: Apologize sincerely for the offense you've already caused. Yes, you have. You just didn't realize it.
"Step two: Apologize again for the mess your people are making of nature. I know it doesn't seem fair when you personally didn't do it, but it will make you look humble and genuinely respectful of nature, which is something they like.
"Step three: Try to learn their ways and integrate. That's good general advice for anywhere you want to fit in, really. Keep your eyes and ears open. Pay attention to what they do and under what circumstances. Learn to mimic that, and if at all possible find a teacher.
"So there you have it. Easy, really. Just be less like you and more like them."
Question: "What's your favorite place to be, on any world, and why?"
"Un'goro crate! Ah can't explain wy, but dat place be amazing! Wild, dangerous, pretteh n filled ta da brim wit scaled beasts! Tis also be where Spike be from."
Hex pats the Devilsaur which lies next to him, how did it come into the interview room? Who knows!
"Ah just.. feel peaceful when I be there ya know? Even ef everydin' 'n its mudda be out ta kill meh."
Question:
Please explain your heritage if you could. Any interesting blood in your veins?
Hex pats the Devilsaur which lies next to him, how did it come into the interview room? Who knows!
"Ah just.. feel peaceful when I be there ya know? Even ef everydin' 'n its mudda be out ta kill meh."
Question:
Please explain your heritage if you could. Any interesting blood in your veins?
Amnastaria sighs, her lips curling in a dismissive expression.
"You mean my formal legacy? then, I should say the Sunweavers are distant relatives of the Sunstriders, mean... as nearly any lesser noble house you could find in Quel'thalas, we had some presumed fifth generation link to some lesser Sunstrider or another. Just another somthing to be arrogant about".
Narrowing her eyes, she adds:
"My true legacy is the one I had taken upon myself. To keep the true herritance of our people, which were allies and friends with mankind, rather then with monsters and undead. And though most of my people had succumed to darkness and are now marching with the enemy, I will fight, tooth and nail, for the alliances of old. Let the horde fear any shadow in the forest, from Quelthalas to the Arathi highlands and Hillsbrad... as my bow thirsts for horde blood, and my arrows only seldom miss their mark. Death to the murderes of Southshore. Death to the butchers of Theramore. Death to those that dragged my own kin into disgrace. Death to them all!"
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Question: Where will your character be in the starting events of Battle for Azeorth? in which events he/she will take part, if at all?
"You mean my formal legacy? then, I should say the Sunweavers are distant relatives of the Sunstriders, mean... as nearly any lesser noble house you could find in Quel'thalas, we had some presumed fifth generation link to some lesser Sunstrider or another. Just another somthing to be arrogant about".
Narrowing her eyes, she adds:
"My true legacy is the one I had taken upon myself. To keep the true herritance of our people, which were allies and friends with mankind, rather then with monsters and undead. And though most of my people had succumed to darkness and are now marching with the enemy, I will fight, tooth and nail, for the alliances of old. Let the horde fear any shadow in the forest, from Quelthalas to the Arathi highlands and Hillsbrad... as my bow thirsts for horde blood, and my arrows only seldom miss their mark. Death to the murderes of Southshore. Death to the butchers of Theramore. Death to those that dragged my own kin into disgrace. Death to them all!"
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Question: Where will your character be in the starting events of Battle for Azeorth? in which events he/she will take part, if at all?