"Obviously I'm an extremely handsome and charming paragon of kindness and virtue!" lays back in his chair and smirks. "What do you think? I like killing people and I'm good at it. There's no self-worth involved, I just know it for a fact."
Question: "On the subject of killing, tell me about your first kill. Who was it? When? Why? How? Give me all the details!"
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16/01/2018 21:22Posted by FaarbatosQuestion: "On the subject of killing, tell me about your first kill. Who was it? When? Why? How? Give me all the details!"
"Heh. My first kill was a rabbit, if that counts as a proper kill. If not, then it would be a blood elf. Male, to be exact. It happened when I was on my first military campaigne to fight in war against some of the Horde-members in Ashenvale, Kalimdor. Where at first, I refused to fight since I was such a coward to avoid getting myself killed. The blood elf aw me and charged. I had no choice, but to aim for the lucky and put a strike as I was trained to do. I didn't kill him by first strike of course, yet I'd managed to decapitate his hand. Which at first was scary, yet soon realised.. I felt good. Seeing a crying baby sobbing over his hand and in pain. Without hesitation, I striked at his head. Almost as I was gonna aim to split it in two, which, of cusre, didn't work out too well, yet he was my first living humanoid kill.
I realize killing enemies weren't so bad after all. It also made me realize more about my.. eheh... my odd sadistic satisfaction to see someone in quite pain and in vain, done by me.
*The Bounty hunter grinned rather tad creepy, as well as her eyes woud be blank and unemotional, looking at the viewer as a cryptonite.*
"Now...My turn to ask -you- a question..."
Question: "What would you do if you met upon a woman, or a man, acting all nice towards you, or the opposite, but then you would sudden see a side you really didn't expect turning out to be? It could be anything. Cold, bold, creepy, kind-hearted, coward... Hmm.. How about.. *Cas looks at -you-, with a creepy, cold look with a slight out-broken smile* Someone who enjoys bringing -REAL- pain?
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"CRUSH NOT GET. CRUSH ALWAYS CREEPY- OH!
CRUSH PAIN? DABU! CRUSH SEE ONE BE THAT? THEN CRUSH DO IT TOO! CRUSH NOT LIKE THAT BUT CRUSH DO FOR FUN!
CRUSH SISTER LIKE THAT, CRUSH SISTER NICE, SHE BONEY.."
he scratches his jaw, not sure if he understood it at all.
[b]"QUESTION: WHAT YOU DREAM? CRUSH DREAM TO CRUSH, YOU?"
(What do you dream about doing?)
CRUSH PAIN? DABU! CRUSH SEE ONE BE THAT? THEN CRUSH DO IT TOO! CRUSH NOT LIKE THAT BUT CRUSH DO FOR FUN!
CRUSH SISTER LIKE THAT, CRUSH SISTER NICE, SHE BONEY.."
he scratches his jaw, not sure if he understood it at all.
[b]"QUESTION: WHAT YOU DREAM? CRUSH DREAM TO CRUSH, YOU?"
(What do you dream about doing?)
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(I will continue see the questions asked by an interviewer. Otherwise Sarlorn would just stare at Crush like he was a moth in his drawer!)
"Finishing one of my life's most important projects, which was entrusted to me by family. A full set of armour in dragonscales, which is estimated to be my family's last one."
A heavy sigh escapes Sarlorn while a small frown starts to tug at the corners of his mouth.
" ...If I can finish it at all that is. I have worked on it for a century now, yet I am still missing scales. We only used scales we find, the dragons or various merchants give or sell us, or from unsaveable corrupted ones. Never killing a healthy one for them.
So the gathering of material is a very slow process normally, but with the state the dragons are in these days, I am truly unsure I will ever finish it."
Question: Is it better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all?
"Finishing one of my life's most important projects, which was entrusted to me by family. A full set of armour in dragonscales, which is estimated to be my family's last one."
A heavy sigh escapes Sarlorn while a small frown starts to tug at the corners of his mouth.
" ...If I can finish it at all that is. I have worked on it for a century now, yet I am still missing scales. We only used scales we find, the dragons or various merchants give or sell us, or from unsaveable corrupted ones. Never killing a healthy one for them.
So the gathering of material is a very slow process normally, but with the state the dragons are in these days, I am truly unsure I will ever finish it."
Question: Is it better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all?
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I'n I wi' dis Troll once, mon were spinnin' on his 'eel shoutin' "wha' love got ta wi' it". Da mon say dis ovah an' ovah, like 'im singin'.
We be smashin' o' quillboars 'ead in at da time. Vereh weird mon 'im were.
Anehway, I'n I be tinkin' dat it be bettah ta nevah 'ave loved. 'cause if ja 'ave loved den ja can los' da love, ja can be goin' "ow, ow, I'n I 'eart 'urt" an' I'n I nah sure dere much ta be fixin' dat. Nevah seen nah mon came back from o' dead 'eart.
But if ja nah love, dat nah 'appen, an' ja nah 'ave ta worreh 'bout nahting.
Question: A giant demonic entity stabs the planet, what do we... um... you do?
We be smashin' o' quillboars 'ead in at da time. Vereh weird mon 'im were.
Anehway, I'n I be tinkin' dat it be bettah ta nevah 'ave loved. 'cause if ja 'ave loved den ja can los' da love, ja can be goin' "ow, ow, I'n I 'eart 'urt" an' I'n I nah sure dere much ta be fixin' dat. Nevah seen nah mon came back from o' dead 'eart.
But if ja nah love, dat nah 'appen, an' ja nah 'ave ta worreh 'bout nahting.
Question: A giant demonic entity stabs the planet, what do we... um... you do?
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A: Panic and pray to the Earthmother.
Q: What's you favorite drink?
Q: What's you favorite drink?
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"Mostly anything that gets me going. Whiskey is a good start."
Question: "Who is the most important person to you who is dead? Talk about how they died in detail."
Question: "Who is the most important person to you who is dead? Talk about how they died in detail."
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"Maylee Farsong..."
Vard trails off a bit as he says her name, but shakes his head to return to the interview room.
"An amazing friend, always happy to talk, insult or be ready for an adventure.. While I am unsure if she is really is dead, the fact I haven't been able to spot her in any of her usual sitting place doesn't bold well..."
He sighs softly and leans back while looking at the interviewer, not happy with the question asked.
Question:
Who let the dogs out?
Vard trails off a bit as he says her name, but shakes his head to return to the interview room.
"An amazing friend, always happy to talk, insult or be ready for an adventure.. While I am unsure if she is really is dead, the fact I haven't been able to spot her in any of her usual sitting place doesn't bold well..."
He sighs softly and leans back while looking at the interviewer, not happy with the question asked.
Question:
Who let the dogs out?
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Whoops.
Couldn't resist. Skip me.
Couldn't resist. Skip me.
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Skipped!
"Alright, alright! I'll pay for the damages... Jus' a wee drink, is all! Jus' a little lau- Oh. Oh, you're not talkin' about tha'? Well then lass, I don' know. Ah! Wait... I get it! I GET IT!" The dwarf laughs so hard he falls off his stall, the interviewer is at a loss...
QUESTION:
You've just seen someone harrassing a vendor. You then notice said person drop their coin purse. How do you proceed?
"Alright, alright! I'll pay for the damages... Jus' a wee drink, is all! Jus' a little lau- Oh. Oh, you're not talkin' about tha'? Well then lass, I don' know. Ah! Wait... I get it! I GET IT!" The dwarf laughs so hard he falls off his stall, the interviewer is at a loss...
QUESTION:
You've just seen someone harrassing a vendor. You then notice said person drop their coin purse. How do you proceed?
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''Deazur falls silent for a moment before he starts talking''
If 'at said vendur was Thomas Miller, Ah woods brutally execute th' harasser in front oof everyone.
''A really uncomfortable silence falls upon the room''
Ah mean, Ah woods teach heem a fair lesson abit stealin'! Withit th' killin', an' aw...
QUESTION:
You are walking through Stormwind, you see an old man to the right of you, without any food, hungry, helpless. And to the left of you, you see a merchant selling bread for a really high and unfair price.
You are hungry, and that man is hungry, you have enough money for a loaf of bread. You buy a loaf of bread. What do you do with it?
If 'at said vendur was Thomas Miller, Ah woods brutally execute th' harasser in front oof everyone.
''A really uncomfortable silence falls upon the room''
Ah mean, Ah woods teach heem a fair lesson abit stealin'! Withit th' killin', an' aw...
QUESTION:
You are walking through Stormwind, you see an old man to the right of you, without any food, hungry, helpless. And to the left of you, you see a merchant selling bread for a really high and unfair price.
You are hungry, and that man is hungry, you have enough money for a loaf of bread. You buy a loaf of bread. What do you do with it?
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In his usual chipper mood Marvin scratches his chin in thought before answering.
"Well if I shall go after the usual misfortune which happens me whenever I leave my home or work. It's likely mentioned helpless man is not so helpless afterall, and he will attempt to rob me of everything I'm worth then leave me in the gutter. You know, breadless, coinless and only in my unmentionables.
I will of course try to stop this from happening, but that is the most likely scenario in that situation."
Interviewer's question: What is your guilty pleasure?
"Well if I shall go after the usual misfortune which happens me whenever I leave my home or work. It's likely mentioned helpless man is not so helpless afterall, and he will attempt to rob me of everything I'm worth then leave me in the gutter. You know, breadless, coinless and only in my unmentionables.
I will of course try to stop this from happening, but that is the most likely scenario in that situation."
Interviewer's question: What is your guilty pleasure?
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"Popcorn. And sugar cubes."
Question:
If you would aspire to divinity, what would you be the god of? Preferably two things that compliment each other.
For example, Lerquiy would be a god of nature and balance and Irhiath would be a god of loyalty and purpose.
Question:
If you would aspire to divinity, what would you be the god of? Preferably two things that compliment each other.
For example, Lerquiy would be a god of nature and balance and Irhiath would be a god of loyalty and purpose.
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« Hm. Sure, I wanna be a kinda God of Time & Space, or something like that. All my life I simply use Arcanes, it will sound great if I can really manipulate what creates Arcanes. »
My historical question to you :
Let's assume you're Arthas Menethil - but with your own mind, life story & opinions. You are just in front of Stratholme ; Jaina is crying and Uther's kinda shouting at you just after you've said you wanna purify Stratholme. What would be your reaction ? Would you go further, or would you have second thoughts ? Please, do develop your answer!
My historical question to you :
Let's assume you're Arthas Menethil - but with your own mind, life story & opinions. You are just in front of Stratholme ; Jaina is crying and Uther's kinda shouting at you just after you've said you wanna purify Stratholme. What would be your reaction ? Would you go further, or would you have second thoughts ? Please, do develop your answer!
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I would ah killed dem, I would sh killed dem all, Den aftah dat would ah went to d'ose big stone cathedrals yah Alliance are so fond of. An' in dat Cathedral I would 'ave prayed for mah soul, an' for all dose I 'ad tah kill.
Question: What is your opinion on the political disaster between the Nightborne and Night elves, do you think Tyrande should have tried more to get in good relations with the Nightborne?
Question: What is your opinion on the political disaster between the Nightborne and Night elves, do you think Tyrande should have tried more to get in good relations with the Nightborne?
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If current nightborne leader is so whimsical and decided to join one faction only because someone from another one said few mean words then nightborne are not worth the trouble and time that would take to improve those relations.
Question: Your army is defeated and you are about to retreat, you also have nasty weapon that would probably annihilate big part of enemy forces but would make land into barren wasteland, even more dead than desert, forever. That is your former territory by the way. Would you use that weapon?
Question: Your army is defeated and you are about to retreat, you also have nasty weapon that would probably annihilate big part of enemy forces but would make land into barren wasteland, even more dead than desert, forever. That is your former territory by the way. Would you use that weapon?
A: No. I would simply retreat and launch a counterattack when I get the chance and re-conquer my land.
Q: If you were in a dark forest full of unpeakable horrors and dangers in the middle of the night, what would you do to survive? Would you try to get out or find a shelter where you could wait for the help to arrive?
Q: If you were in a dark forest full of unpeakable horrors and dangers in the middle of the night, what would you do to survive? Would you try to get out or find a shelter where you could wait for the help to arrive?
"I'm not one to sit down and die quietly. I'll make my way out of the damned forest. Fight my way out if need be. Let the unspeakables speak of me in whatever way they see fit after."
Someone punches you in the face in a bar! Oh no! What happens after?
Someone punches you in the face in a bar! Oh no! What happens after?
"After I recover my jaw from the floor?" Irhaith chuckles and adjusts his face belt. "Someone's either bleeding to death or getting drunk after a good laugh. I'm not one to hold grudges." he smiles and looks deeply in the interviewer's eyes.
Question:
Your faction is fighting a two ways war and you're taken prisoner by one of your two enemies. They offer you a weapon and the chance to fight the other enemy of your faction. They promise to grant you your freedom after the other enemy is defeated if you do not try to betray them. Otherwise you are held prisoner for the entirity of the war and executed at the first escape attempt. What do you do?
Question:
Your faction is fighting a two ways war and you're taken prisoner by one of your two enemies. They offer you a weapon and the chance to fight the other enemy of your faction. They promise to grant you your freedom after the other enemy is defeated if you do not try to betray them. Otherwise you are held prisoner for the entirity of the war and executed at the first escape attempt. What do you do?
Take da deal an' fight da uddah mons fa dem. So long as da ting ta attack is nah o' Dar'spear I'n I nah care. If dey do attack Dar'spear an' I'n I betray da new mons, wha' dey gone do? I'n I nah gone sit still in o' cage, so either escape o' dead anehway. Nah Troll be o' true Troll if da mon be o' prisonah.
Bettah ta figh' den be in o' cage.
Question: Do you like art? If so, do you feel it benefits your people and how so? If not, why not?
Bettah ta figh' den be in o' cage.
Question: Do you like art? If so, do you feel it benefits your people and how so? If not, why not?