Let's make it an interview #3

"You ever been to Mulgore and it's elevators? I warned my friend about the elevators and he jested about "wouldn't it be hillarious if you fell over"?.. and so he did, I could see myself doing that"

QUESTION: Have you ever considered settling down, dropping the life of fire and steel and turn to a relaxing book?"
Sometime, but den it get col'. So I'n I burn da book.

It be o' strange circle.

Question: have you ever and would you ever, ever?
Why yes! Yes I certainly would ever. With gusto!

Q: Seeing that the two major factions of Azeroth get off from each others' throats only when there's bigger fish to fry, what do you think is the biggest obstacle in the way of peace between the Horde and the Alliance?
A tricky question, indeed... *takes a sip from her pocket flask of Sulfuron Slammer and focuses on the interviewer again* you people have eyes, yet you fail to see quite often... look underneath the surface before you rush in battle. It isn't the skin color or culture you're about to fight, you seek to destroy evil, right? And that hides everywhere.... Only if I could share a part of my visions to open your eyes, the biggest obstacle in the way of peace would be gone.

Q: Would you ever sacrifice anything / do something evil (from a certain point of view) for the greater good?
No. I do not care about this "greater good". The "greater good" is a very subjective feeling. For some the greater good might mean world peace through unity and collaboration even though one might sacrifice what makes us unique. For other it might mean conquering the world through wars, to attain world peace only 1 power should rule.

Thus no I would not sacrifice anything for the greater good, but I would sacrifice everything for my trusted allies, my brothers and sisters who have fought with me side by side in countless battles. Drinking and fighting together with the people you care about is what my greater good is.

Q: Is Lady Proudmore a dreadlord or not?
"My friend I think you drank to much of that brew, who the hell came up that she's a dreadlord? such crazy rumors these days.
now if your asking me if she's evil, my answer is no. look I love the Horde, I would give my whole being for the Horde, but what we did to Theramore is unforgivable. if I was her I would kill everybody responsible, my heart is sad for her I only hope wherever she, is she can regain the trust for the Horde like she did days past. I had some human friends their...............lohn'goron my fallen friends."

Question: "What memory of days past, gives you peace in sad times."
my childhood, I was alive and full of potential 'innocent'
it brings almost a tiny bit of warmth to my non beating heart.


Question:
How do you believe you are going to die?
Frost furls his eyebrows, thinking of most glorious death it can befall on to him.

"It would have to be with my blade in hand, mouth full of salty blood, cutting down as many orcs as I can with one swing, while being speared through ribs, but defending my Stormwind from invasion with my last breath, with that cavalry coming behind my back and clear victory in my last sight, my heart full of joy, and Skyhold welcoming my return."

Q: Would you rather die killing your enemies with honor, or saving your friends, without dignity?
Private Response
"Easy i would save my friends, honour is a nice idea but when it comes down to it, it doesn't actually exist...people say a man is honourable because he died fighting...like they can judge based on 5 minutes of a persons life. Even if i died it wouldn't make me "honourable" just foolish."


Public Response
"Impossible! Everything i do has dignity and i wouldn't be so foolish to get myself in a place where i would have to make such a decision!"

Q - Whats the most immoral thing you have done? Would you do it again?
Yes, yes I would.
I think I do it daily honestly.


Question:What is it that truly drives you? Is it righteousness? I'd wonder...
An eyebrow lifts to question the interviewer's eyesight, followed by a scoff from Harlan.
"Do I look like some righteous !@%# to you?"

The interviewer shakes their head.

"Good, cause I'm not."
Harlan adjusts his mask until it lies around his neck like a scarf. Hiding the old and inwards turned Alterac flag for what it is, even more. Then sighs comfortably, as he settles himself more comfortable in the chair to continue with a calm posture and tone that does not match, nor fully hide the venom behind his words.
"What truly drives me is a simple thing, and one which drives many in whatever form it has. Hatred.
Hatred towards my former so called king and people. The Horde, the Alliance, both old and new, they are both the same anyways. My hate has many pools and they all boil down to a desire to watch it all burn."

Interviewer's question: Robes and dresses. Is a dress a robe under a different name or vice versa? Where is the line? Is there a difference? What is your opinion?
"Quite clearly a dress is robe made of a more delicate materials. Every dress is a robe but not every robe is a dress. Dresses are what you wear for parties. Robes are what you wear for work if you're a spellcaster."

Question: "Let's play a little game, shall we? I'll state three names of people. You have to choose which to kill, which to marry and which to bed in a theoretical situation. To make it simple, I'll choose well known people. You know what? Let's go with the three darling Windrunner sisters. Alleria, Sylvanas and Vereesa. Which would you bed, marry and kill?"
"Hmmmm... Starting off with the easiest pick, I suppose I'll kill Vereesa. Marry... Alleria."

Estarelle ponders for a brief moment.

"The bed might accidentally catch on fire, though."

Q: Are there any enemies that, though you'll still fight them at the end of the day, you have a level of respect for? If so, why? Is it their strength, their society, certain practises?
"Any enemy worth fighting is an enemy worth respecting, young one." the old tauren ponders his anwser for a moment, then nods his head with a smile, satisfied with his words. "My anwser seems to be, all of them, in that case."

Question: "Before the Legion's invasion, have you ever fought alongside one of your foes to defeat another, even greater foe? Do you believe in the saying 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'?"

OOC: anwsers like "of course I have, <one expansion boss or another> forced the factions to unite. I've taken part of that conflict." doesn't count. Use your imagination.
"Hahahahahahaha Really? oh wait you're serious?
BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one- but no
I would never trust a pink-skin! I mean, humans, gnomes and dwarves.. Blood elves are okay."

She shrugs and grunts

"but no, I will have never and will never fight alongside a blue member.. Unless if ordered by the Warleader, ofcourse.."

Question: Where do you come from? what is the legends of your clans or families? any great story you aspired to chase after?
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Astrophel holds his hands and waves, a look of exaggerated hopelessness on his face, "I have no idea! If only there was a hint somewhere?!"

He would relax after a chuckle, "my sister on the other hand; she's doing who-knows-what to make deals with goblins in that jungle in the south, and my brother lives quietly giving sermonts in Northshire abbey. You would thing growing up in the hub of things magic, you avoid such crazy lifestyles like those two. Uh, my grandfather was a mage, one of the first taught by the Quel'dorei, apparently. Not that I got to meet him to ask." Astrohel then shrugs.

Question: Congratulations! You won fifty gold. What do you spend it on?
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"I burreh et, and den I make it clear it be dere, wait fer an 'adventurah' come ta get de shineh, den I strike!"
He pulls out a dagger and stabs the table.
"I 'ope it gun be a dwarf, dey real tasteh."
He chuckles lightly then looks around, wondering why the hell he is here.

Question:
Who'd you think would win? Saurfang or Deathwing?
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I mean, ain't Deathwing dead? Like... really super dead?

Feel like being dead like that sort of disqualifies you. Figure it's Saurfang. Victory by default!

Question:

Would you rather fight 1 Tauren sized Gnome or like, 2 dozen Gnome sized Tauren?
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The massive dominate through might. The tiny survive with guile. Beware the tiny who become massive. I'll take on the me-sized Tauren. I figure even a dozen of those will be easier to handle than a Tauren-sized Gnome.

Q: What do you think you are much better at than you actually are?
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Ja be jokin'. yah? I'n I da bes' at everehtin'. Even if I be bad, I'n I bettah at bein' worse den ja.

*snorts*

Save maybeh da ting when da Orc mons ask ja ta do o' ting an' ja do it, I'n I nah good at dat ting.


Question: Where does your self-worth come from?
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